Archive for the 'topical' Category

Out With “N”

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

I can’t remember whether I read it somewhere or saw it on TV, but there was a news report that the NAACP is banning the “N” word. They even had a mock funeral for it. It’s not everyday that your murderer is involved in the funeral arrangements, too. (Unless you’re, say… Nicole Brown Simpson). Now [...]

Mapquest

Friday, August 31st, 2007

A Letter From USAFG (United States Americans For Geography), a non-profit organization Dear Citizen, Did you know that every day more than 2,000,000 “U.S” Americans go without maps? Many lack basic navigation that you and I take for granted. Stuttering teens starve to know whether Florida is the one that looks like a flaccid penis [...]

Mandongo

Wednesday, August 8th, 2007

Remember Florida State Representative Bob Allen? The one who once sponsored a Bill called the “Lewd or Lascivious Exhibition Act” that would outlaw masturbation in front of another adult, even consensually, but was ironically arrested in July for allegedly offering to give oral sex to an undercover officer in a public restroom. While good ol’ [...]