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	<description>The Ramblings and 'Ritings of a Big-Dicked Country Boy</description>
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		<title>A Lesson From The Labrador</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2007/04/20/a-lesson-from-the-labrador/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 06:50:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There once was a Labrador. He was a big sturdy animal with boundless energy and a fuzzy face. All the dogs loved the Labrador. The Jack Russell Terrier loved him, the Collie loved him, and the Pit Bull loved him. So, it&#8217;s no surprised that the Greyhound loved him, too. Despite their differences (one was [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>Merry Christmas from Tony and Jake</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2006/12/24/merry-christmas-from-tony-and-jake/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.largetony.com/2006/12/24/merry-christmas-from-tony-and-jake/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Dec 2006 04:43:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear friends, Happy Holidays from us. Who can believe that it’s already been more than nine months since I ended things with Jude and welcomed Jake into my life? And we are spending our first holiday together. We managed to pick up our official holiday portrait just moments before Sears closed on Christmas Eve. It [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just Jake</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2006/03/21/just-jake/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2006 19:38:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey Jude, When a love burns as white hot as a thousand suns it&#8217;s bound to eventually implode and fizzle into dust. It&#8217;s over. And I have moved on. You need to, too. So, stop calling. Seriously. Stop calling. At first, it saddened me and broke my heart to hear your tortured, pleading, tear-filled voice [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>Gumdrop Mountain, Part Four (Conclusion)</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2005/12/29/gumdrop-mountain-part-four/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.largetony.com/2005/12/29/gumdrop-mountain-part-four/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2005 01:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[holiday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stories]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.largetony.com/?p=187</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[NOTE: I have not seen the movie &#8220;Brokeback Mountain.&#8221; This is just sort of a spoof based on what I have seen in trailers, with my own ideas tossed on top of it. It&#8217;s not a commentary on anything, just me wanting to write something. Just meant to be entertaining. Continued from Part Three Jingleshanks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gumdrop Mountain, Part Three</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2005/12/26/gumdrop-mountain-part-three/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.largetony.com/2005/12/26/gumdrop-mountain-part-three/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2005 04:11:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.largetony.com/?p=186</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[NOTE: I have not seen the movie &#8220;Brokeback Mountain.&#8221; This is just sort of a spoof based on what I have seen in trailers, with my own ideas tossed on top of it. It&#8217;s not a commentary on anything, just me wanting to write something. Just meant to be entertaining. Continued from Part Two Although [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gumdrop Mountain, Part Two</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2005/12/26/gumdrop-mountain-part-two/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.largetony.com/2005/12/26/gumdrop-mountain-part-two/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2005 20:06:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[holiday]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.largetony.com/?p=185</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[NOTE: I have not seen the movie &#8220;Brokeback Mountain.&#8221; This is just sort of a spoof based on what I have seen in trailers, with my own ideas tossed on top of it. It&#8217;s not a commentary on anything, just me wanting to write something. Just meant to be entertaining. Continued from Part One Following [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gumdrop Mountain, Part One</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2005/12/22/gumdrop-mountain-part-one/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.largetony.com/2005/12/22/gumdrop-mountain-part-one/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2005 04:08:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.largetony.com/?p=183</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[NOTE: I have not seen the movie &#8220;Brokeback Mountain.&#8221; This is just sort of a spoof based on what I have seen in trailers, with my own ideas tossed on top of it. It&#8217;s not a commentary on anything, just me wanting to write something. Just meant to be entertaining. Jingleshanks was tossed from a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Chalk Drawing</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2005/10/10/the-chalk-drawing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 06:02:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[football]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://largetony.com/tonyblog/?p=164</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The box looked like it should weigh more than it did. Johnny didn&#8217;t expect it to be heavy, but he never expected it to feel almost empty. Because he could see that it wasn&#8217;t empty. Who knew twelve perfect sticks of brand new chalk could be so light? Johnny lightly brushed his fingertips and marveled [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Friends of Dorothy</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2005/08/10/friends-of-dorothy/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.largetony.com/2005/08/10/friends-of-dorothy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2005 05:49:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://largetony.com/tonyblog/?p=135</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For the longest time I had no idea that the phrase &#8220;Friend of Dorothy&#8221; meant that someone is gay. Not sure when I figured it out. And I&#8217;m not completely sure how the phrase came about. I guess it must have something to do with the rainbow flag and &#8220;Somewhere Over The Rainbow.&#8221; Anyway, I [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>A Tale of Sam and Jack</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2005/07/14/a-tale-of-sam-and-jack/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.largetony.com/2005/07/14/a-tale-of-sam-and-jack/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2005 05:40:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stories]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://largetony.com/tonyblog/?p=125</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sam and Jack were best buds. They did practically everything together. They talked alike. They dressed in the same colors. They went to each others parties. They were tight. They were pretty much inseparable at &#8220;The Orb,&#8221; a nightclub where they hung out. As much as Sam and Jack were alike, they were easy to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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