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A Lesson From The Labrador

Friday, April 20th, 2007

There once was a Labrador. He was a big sturdy animal with boundless energy and a fuzzy face. All the dogs loved the Labrador. The Jack Russell Terrier loved him, the Collie loved him, and the Pit Bull loved him. So, it’s no surprised that the Greyhound loved him, too.
Despite their [...]

Merry Christmas from Tony and Jake

Sunday, December 24th, 2006

Dear friends,
Happy Holidays from us. Who can believe that it’s already been more than nine months since I ended things with Jude and welcomed Jake into my life? And we are spending our first holiday together.
We managed to pick up our official holiday portrait just moments before Sears closed on Christmas Eve. [...]

Just Jake

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006

Hey Jude,
When a love burns as white hot as a thousand suns it’s bound to eventually implode and fizzle into dust. It’s over. And I have moved on. You need to, too.
So, stop calling. Seriously. Stop calling.
At first, it saddened me and broke my heart to hear your tortured, pleading, tear-filled voice mails. I [...]

Gumdrop Mountain, Part Four (Conclusion)

Thursday, December 29th, 2005

NOTE: I have not seen the movie “Brokeback Mountain.” This is just sort of a spoof based on what I have seen in trailers, with my own ideas tossed on top of it. It’s not a commentary on anything, just me wanting to write something. Just meant to be entertaining.
Continued from Part Three
Jingleshanks loved lying [...]

Gumdrop Mountain, Part Three

Monday, December 26th, 2005

NOTE: I have not seen the movie “Brokeback Mountain.” This is just sort of a spoof based on what I have seen in trailers, with my own ideas tossed on top of it. It’s not a commentary on anything, just me wanting to write something. Just meant to be entertaining.
Continued from Part Two
Although they never [...]

Gumdrop Mountain, Part Two

Monday, December 26th, 2005

NOTE: I have not seen the movie “Brokeback Mountain.” This is just sort of a spoof based on what I have seen in trailers, with my own ideas tossed on top of it. It’s not a commentary on anything, just me wanting to write something. Just meant to be entertaining.
Continued from Part One
Following the hearty [...]

Gumdrop Mountain, Part One

Thursday, December 22nd, 2005

NOTE: I have not seen the movie “Brokeback Mountain.” This is just sort of a spoof based on what I have seen in trailers, with my own ideas tossed on top of it. It’s not a commentary on anything, just me wanting to write something. Just meant to be entertaining.
Jingleshanks was tossed from a deep [...]