Archive for the 'rants' Category

Baby Daddy

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006

They say that if you want to get along with people never discuss religion or politics. (Of course, it’s getting so that in this country, despite what the Constitution says, the two are getting pretty mixed up and muddy). So, I’m a little uneasy about bringing up the subject of abortion. I’m probably going to [...]

Signals

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006

The one thing that really makes me crazy is when you’re driving along and somebody pulls up in the next lane and decides to keep pace with you. Especially when you need to shift lanes becuase traffic is merging onto the highway. Okay, so that’s really two things and those aren’t the only things that [...]

Infamous Quotes

Monday, July 17th, 2006

Ok, I’ll be the first to admit that I am sometimes punctuation challenged. And if you read this blog very often, you already know it. Mostly I get thrown off about when a period goes inside a parenthesis and when it goes outside. But, those are issues with placement of punctuation, not issues of using [...]

How Much Meat Can You Take?

Thursday, July 13th, 2006

I don’t think there are Hardee’s fast food hamburger places in some parts of the country, so some of you may not know what I’m talking about. But, they have a really annoying TV commerical running right now. If you live in a place where there is a Hardee’s, you know that’s nothing new. They [...]

Floaters

Friday, June 16th, 2006

You know when you try to pass a big one? A really big one. And it’s like a unmovable force (or is it immovable?). No matter how you change your position, apply pressure, pinch, grunt, or groan, you can’t get rid of it. You know any people like that? I do. I’m sure you do, [...]

Flippity Floppity

Saturday, June 10th, 2006

I don’t like feet. Bare feet. Seeing bare feet. Particularly other people’s. I don’t like noise. Unecessary noise. Particularly other people’s. Therefore, I don’t like bare feet making noise. Mine or anybody else’s. That’s why I hate flip-flips and why I don’t wear them. And why I wish other people didn’t, either.
But they do. It [...]

Not Cutting It

Saturday, December 17th, 2005

I heard a food expert on TV or the radio once talk bout how humans are the only creatures who eat not only for nourishment, but also for pleasure. That’s why we do things like season food and combine interesting flavors. Otherwise, we would just tear meat off an animal, or yank vegetation out of [...]