Archive for the 'rants' Category

Poop And Scoop Barbie

Friday, November 2nd, 2007

A friend of mine sent me this link the other day. I know there are all kinds of Barbies. From Malibu to Holiday. But, I never thought I’d see a Poop and Scoop Barbie. Yes, there is now a Barbie whose dog, Tanner, takes a crap. The dolls come with a handful (no pun intended) [...]

Garfield is My Co-Pilot

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

Today I had a prescription filled by Harry Potter and a 200+ pound Lady Bug bagged my groceries. I saw the Unibomber flagging down a city bus and a hooker hopping into a pick-up truck with tinted windows. I’m not sure when it happened, but somewhere along the way Halloween stopped being about kids trick-or-treating [...]

Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?

Wednesday, August 8th, 2007

One of the cool things about blogging is sharing the things you find on other blogs. I came (literally) across these melons on the blog About A Boy and His Briefs. They belong to the author and to quote a Seinfeld episode, “They are real and they are spectacular.” He should have called his blog [...]