LARGETONY Blog

TO: United Steal Workers, Local 101
RE: Mugging of 101-year old woman
Dear USW,
I see from the news that your organization and many of your affiliate organizations (Society of Car Jackers, Drug Pushers of America) are working hard to maintain our country’s status as the leading producer of theft and violent crime. Hardly a day goes [...]

I’m a bit of TV junkie. I have been since I was a kid. I was not a coach potato kid, though. I’m not as a grown man, either. I always preferred (and still prefer) to be outdoors. But when I am inside, the TV is generally on. Even [...]

One of the side effects of operating a website and a blog is that readers/visitors sometimes send me pictures of themselves (or pictures of parts of themselves).
Generally, when there’s a face visible, it’s a “just so you know who’s writing you” sort of thing. When it’s just parts, I think they tend to have [...]

It’s official. I hate tighty-whitey underwear. I never have liked them very much. But now I am going on record. So, It’s official. I hate them. And it’s not just the whiteys. I’m talking about underwear of color, too. I hate the tighty-whiteys and the constricting coloreds.
Yes, I own a few pairs of briefs. My [...]

Words. I love words. I’m probably letting my geeky side come out of the closet by saying that. But there’s really no place else I could say something like that but here. A lot of the people I know in day-to-day just wouldn’t get it. Granny gets it. But she was a language arts teacher [...]

You know the saying, “Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one?” Now replace “opinions” with “iPods” and it’s still pretty much a true statement. Everybody has one. Except me. Oh, I have opinions. Isn’t that what blogging is all about? (Seems like everybody has one of those now, too.) But, I don’t have an iPod. [...]

They say that if you want to get along with people never discuss religion or politics. (Of course, it’s getting so that in this country, despite what the Constitution says, the two are getting pretty mixed up and muddy). So, I’m a little uneasy about bringing up the subject of abortion. I’m probably going to [...]