LARGETONY Blog

No guest star this Tuesday. I guess the writer’s strike has trickled down to my blog. So, you have to listen to one of my rants, today. Just keep in mind that it’s all in fun….mostly.
Men like meat. Pure and simple.
Any kind of meat. Beef. Pork. Poultry. [...]

“Today is Tuesday. You know what that means. We’re gonna have a special guest..”
That’s what they used to sing once a week on the old Mickey Mouse Club show. Not the Britney, JT, and Cristina Mickey Mouse Club. The old, old, 1950’s Mickey Mouse Club. I have always [...]

A friend of mine sent me this link the other day.
I know there are all kinds of Barbies. From Malibu to Holiday. But, I never thought I’d see a Poop and Scoop Barbie.
Yes, there is now a Barbie whose dog, Tanner, takes a crap. The dolls come with a handful (no pun [...]

Today I had a prescription filled by Harry Potter and a 200+ pound Lady Bug bagged my groceries. I saw the Unibomber flagging down a city bus and a hooker hopping into a pick-up truck with tinted windows.
I’m not sure when it happened, but somewhere along the way Halloween stopped being about kids trick-or-treating [...]

One of the cool things about blogging is sharing the things you find on other blogs. I came (literally) across these melons on the blog About A Boy and His Briefs. They belong to the author and to quote a Seinfeld episode, “They are real and they are spectacular.” He should have [...]

I hate sweet tea.
I have been accused by my friend “J” of having Yankee blood because of my dislike of it.
Those of you who live any place outside the southern United States probably don’t understand that sweet tea is like mother’s milk around here. It comes in I-V’s at southern hospitals. I think [...]

The National Championship matchup between Ohio State University and the University of Florida was on TV last night. Didn’t I already seen that show? I’m sure it was just three months ago that Florida manhandled Ohio State on the football field to win the National Championship. Oh, wait. I guess it [...]