Archive for the 'observations' Category

If I Only Had An Ass

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

Technology. It has given us personal computers, solar power, and ATM’s. And apparently now technology can give me an ass. Not a piece of ass. I can still get that on my own, thank you very much. But an ass of my very own. For some reason I am on the e-mail list for gay [...]

Tunnel of Love

Friday, February 8th, 2008

A common argument by those who can not appreciate the joys of butt sex (I like to call them The Unenlightened) , is that the ass is “meant for pushing stuff out, not taking in.” First of all, why do they call it “stuff,” if it’s not going in? Second of all, take a look [...]

Classic White

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

They say clothes make the man. In other words, you can effect somebody’s impression of you by what you wear. But, that’s just an impression. You can change that impression as easily as you change clothes. Take your favorite article of clothing. That tells somebody really what you are. I guess that’s because your favorite [...]