LARGETONY Blog

I have discovered the secret of getting a guy’s attention when you are single: Smell like you are taken.
Like animals, I think humans put out pheromones and chemicals that say they are available and interested. But, unfortunately unlike animals, it’s really unreliable in humans. What seems to be much more reliable is the [...]

I found out from AJAX IN THE CITY that today is National Steak and Blowjob Day. (I wonder if this sponsored by the American Beef Council. )
No matter who sponsored it, it’s apparently something straight guys devised in response to Valentine’s Day. Valentine’s, with all it’s chocolate and cuddles, is for the girls. [...]

I was at the library the other day and they were taking down the Black History Month bulletin board display. Packing away black history in a box until next year like it was Christmas lights or a manger scene.
Can’t you just imagine a neighborhood some place where a housewife is looking out the [...]

So, the Oscars were Sunday night…and I didn’t watch. A friend of mine said it was one of the most boring Oscars ever, so I’m glad i didn’t watch. I never find the Oscars all that interesting anyway, because I generally have never seen most of the movies nominated. And I don’t [...]

At what point do we become confident enough in a subjective trait that we can treat it as objective?
I was talking with a friend today about ego and vanity and so forth. He is, in my opinion, a very handsome man. Actually one of the more handsome men I know. But [...]

I’m a bit of TV junkie. I have been since I was a kid. I was not a coach potato kid, though. I’m not as a grown man, either. I always preferred (and still prefer) to be outdoors. But when I am inside, the TV is generally on. Even [...]

Another year comes to an end. At the risk of sounding like an old man, doesn’t it seem like each year goes by faster than the previous? I wonder what it must be like for Granny at 89 years old.
Tonight people will go out to dinner, to clubs, and parties. Some will [...]