If Mario Lopez was a flesh-eating bacteria, I would be the picture of health. Because, apparently I am immune. Despite his Latin heritage and the embarrassment of beauty God laid on him, he doesn’t turn my crank. I just don’t find him hot. I know that everyone doesn’t find the same people attractive, but here’s [...]
Overheard in line at a gas station market: Young Woman with Meth Mouth: Hey there, darling! Old Woman with TB Cough: Hey, Girl! YWWMM: When’d you get out? OWWTBC: I been out since February. YWWMM: I just got out today. OWWTBC: Congratulations, honey… YWWMM: Had to get me a Slurpy. Ain’t had one in a [...]
“Christian Boo Sale” That’s what the sign said. It was outside one of those warehouse places that specializes in coffee table books. I guess the “K” had fallen off or blown away. Or maybe not. Mega churches have become major commercial ventures and many sects of Christianity use fear to spread their message. Maybe there [...]
Just a thirty-three year-old Tennessee mountain man, taking it one day at a time.
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