LARGETONY Blog

A common argument by those who can not appreciate the joys of butt sex (I like to call them The Unenlightened) , is that the ass is “meant for pushing stuff out, not taking in.”
First of all, why do they call it “stuff,” if it’s not going in?
Second of all, take a look at [...]

They say clothes make the man. In other words, you can effect somebody’s impression of you by what you wear.
But, that’s just an impression. You can change that impression as easily as you change clothes.
Take your favorite article of clothing. That tells somebody really what you are. I guess that’s because [...]

Do you think that people ever pick a career based on how likely it is to get them laid?
I doubt it’s ever brought up at job fairs and I don’t remember anybody’s mom or dad talking it up on career day at school as a kid, but the right kind of job can get you [...]

Have you ever wondered how prostitutes, hustlers, escorts, gigolos, rent boys, whatever you want to call them, set their prices? I have. Wondered, I mean. I have never prostituted, hustled, escorted, gigoloed, or rented myself out. And I have no intention of doing it. But, I have wondered about the [...]

It must be difficult to live in a place that is at the center of natural disasters. I think about people who live along the San Andreas or the Gulf Coast. Waiting for the next big one. Looking out for the next Andrew or Katrina.
We don’t have stuff like that in East [...]

Are men with big cocks better and sexier than men who are average or smaller? I guess it depends on who you ask. Ask me, and I’ll say no. Ask a power bottom and the answer may be different.
It’s all a matter of opinion. Purely subjective. The only thing that [...]

There once was a Labrador. He was a big sturdy animal with boundless energy and a fuzzy face. All the dogs loved the Labrador. The Jack Russell Terrier loved him, the Collie loved him, and the Pit Bull loved him. So, it’s no surprised that the Greyhound loved him, too.
Despite their [...]