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	<description>The Ramblings and 'Ritings of a Big-Dicked Country Boy</description>
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		<title>Irony</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2008/08/29/irony/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 03:21:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m familiar with this position.  And the facial expression.  I&#8217;ve seen them both many times.  At the same time.  Yet, I&#8217;ve never been to a diving meet.  Ironic. (Click for full pic).]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Price Of Right</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2008/08/26/the-price-of-right/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.largetony.com/2008/08/26/the-price-of-right/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:36:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll tell you a secret.  One of my guilty pleasures is watching MTV&#8217;s &#8220;My Super Sweet Sixteen.&#8221; If you have never watched the program, it&#8217;s a formula &#8220;reality show&#8221; where bratty rich girls (and occasionally a boy) are indulged by their weary parents with a sweet sixteen party of their dreams.  Part of the formula [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>Fu*king Goofy</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2008/08/10/fuking-goofy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 12:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ve heard about the back room, but never had the nerve to go in there.  You always stuck to the relative safety of the dance floor.  The most adventurous you have ever been was to hold your own pecker in the men&#8217;s room to take a piss. Until tonight. The heavy beat of the dance [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>Antibody</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2008/07/28/antibody/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.largetony.com/2008/07/28/antibody/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 10:09:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[rants]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If Mario Lopez was a flesh-eating bacteria, I would be the picture of health.  Because, apparently I am immune. Despite his Latin heritage and the embarrassment of beauty God laid on him, he doesn&#8217;t turn my crank.  I just don&#8217;t find him hot. I know that everyone doesn&#8217;t find the same people attractive, but here&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>23</slash:comments>
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		<title>Friday Afternoon Just Off I-40</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2008/05/26/friday-afternoon-just-off-i-40/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.largetony.com/2008/05/26/friday-afternoon-just-off-i-40/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 04:13:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.largetony.com/?p=965</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Overheard in line at a gas station market: Young Woman with Meth Mouth: Hey there, darling! Old Woman with TB Cough: Hey, Girl! YWWMM: When&#8217;d you get out? OWWTBC: I been out since February. YWWMM: I just got out today. OWWTBC: Congratulations, honey&#8230; YWWMM: Had to get me a Slurpy. Ain&#8217;t had one in a [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Good Kind of Fear</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2008/04/30/the-good-kind-of-fear/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.largetony.com/2008/04/30/the-good-kind-of-fear/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:57:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.largetony.com/?p=956</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Christian Boo Sale&#8221; That&#8217;s what the sign said. It was outside one of those warehouse places that specializes in coffee table books. I guess the &#8220;K&#8221; had fallen off or blown away. Or maybe not. Mega churches have become major commercial ventures and many sects of Christianity use fear to spread their message. Maybe there [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>If I Only Had An Ass</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2008/03/04/if-i-only-had-an-ass/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.largetony.com/2008/03/04/if-i-only-had-an-ass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:48:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Technology. It has given us personal computers, solar power, and ATM&#8217;s. And apparently now technology can give me an ass. Not a piece of ass. I can still get that on my own, thank you very much. But an ass of my very own. For some reason I am on the e-mail list for gay [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>Tunnel of Love</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2008/02/08/tunnel-of-love/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.largetony.com/2008/02/08/tunnel-of-love/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:06:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A common argument by those who can not appreciate the joys of butt sex (I like to call them The Unenlightened) , is that the ass is &#8220;meant for pushing stuff out, not taking in.&#8221; First of all, why do they call it &#8220;stuff,&#8221; if it&#8217;s not going in? Second of all, take a look [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>26</slash:comments>
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		<title>Classic White</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2007/10/22/classic-white/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.largetony.com/2007/10/22/classic-white/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 04:33:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[attorney]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[They say clothes make the man. In other words, you can effect somebody&#8217;s impression of you by what you wear. But, that&#8217;s just an impression. You can change that impression as easily as you change clothes. Take your favorite article of clothing. That tells somebody really what you are. I guess that&#8217;s because your favorite [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>F*ck Q</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2007/10/11/fck-q/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.largetony.com/2007/10/11/fck-q/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:19:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[observations]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Do you think that people ever pick a career based on how likely it is to get them laid? I doubt it&#8217;s ever brought up at job fairs and I don&#8217;t remember anybody&#8217;s mom or dad talking it up on career day at school as a kid, but the right kind of job can get [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
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