Archive for the 'observations' Category

The Good Kind of Fear

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

“Christian Boo Sale”
That’s what the sign said. It was outside one of those warehouse places that specializes in coffee table books. I guess the “K” had fallen off or blown away.
Or maybe not.
Mega churches have become major commercial ventures and many sects of Christianity use fear to spread their message. Maybe there really [...]

If I Only Had An Ass

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

Technology.
It has given us personal computers, solar power, and ATM’s.
And apparently now technology can give me an ass. Not a piece of ass. I can still get that on my own, thank you very much. But an ass of my very own.
For some reason I am on the e-mail list for gay men’s [...]

Tunnel of Love

Friday, February 8th, 2008

A common argument by those who can not appreciate the joys of butt sex (I like to call them The Unenlightened) , is that the ass is “meant for pushing stuff out, not taking in.”
First of all, why do they call it “stuff,” if it’s not going in?
Second of all, take a look at [...]

Classic White

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

They say clothes make the man. In other words, you can effect somebody’s impression of you by what you wear.
But, that’s just an impression. You can change that impression as easily as you change clothes.
Take your favorite article of clothing. That tells somebody really what you are. I guess that’s because [...]

F*ck Q

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

Do you think that people ever pick a career based on how likely it is to get them laid?
I doubt it’s ever brought up at job fairs and I don’t remember anybody’s mom or dad talking it up on career day at school as a kid, but the right kind of job can get you [...]

At What Price?

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

Have you ever wondered how prostitutes, hustlers, escorts, gigolos, rent boys, whatever you want to call them, set their prices? I have. Wondered, I mean. I have never prostituted, hustled, escorted, gigoloed, or rented myself out. And I have no intention of doing it. But, I have wondered about the [...]

The Big One

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

It must be difficult to live in a place that is at the center of natural disasters. I think about people who live along the San Andreas or the Gulf Coast. Waiting for the next big one. Looking out for the next Andrew or Katrina.
We don’t have stuff like that in East [...]