LARGETONY Blog

I’m not so much about guys in dresses, but Jake and Dreamgirls…it’s like the opening was written just for me. If he had broken into “Rocky Top” and started clogging, I couldn’t have been more sure of it. He was actually pretty funny in some of the skits. At least as funny as [...]

I have not watched SNL in years. Not since it already hadn’t been funny for several years and MAD TV had come along. But, this Saturday I’m putting Granny to bed early, turning off my phone, taking off my underpants and tuning in to NBC. Guess why.
Finally something to keep on the [...]

Dear friends,
Happy Holidays from us. Who can believe that it’s already been more than nine months since I ended things with Jude and welcomed Jake into my life? And we are spending our first holiday together.
We managed to pick up our official holiday portrait just moments before Sears closed on Christmas Eve. [...]

I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. [...]

Jake enjoys reading and long horsey faces. It’s fate. Now I need to figure out whether my last name sounds better before or after the hyphen.

Hey Jude,
When a love burns as white hot as a thousand suns it’s bound to eventually implode and fizzle into dust. It’s over. And I have moved on. You need to, too.
So, stop calling. Seriously. Stop calling.
At first, it saddened me and broke my heart to hear your tortured, pleading, tear-filled voice mails. I [...]