LARGETONY Blog

I don’t think there are Hardee’s fast food hamburger places in some parts of the country, so some of you may not know what I’m talking about. But, they have a really annoying TV commerical running right now. If you live in a place where there is a Hardee’s, you know that’s nothing new. They [...]

Lemon Pepper Chicken with Baby Artichoke Hearts and Capers in Tomato-Basil Mushroom Cream Sauce.
Read that first line one more time. That’s not what’s pictured, but that is the actual name of a dish in a cookbook. Lemon Pepper Chicken with Baby Artichoke Hearts and Capers in Tomato-Basil Mushroom Cream Sauce. Well, isn’t that fancy?
It used [...]

So, I have been obsessing about this post for a couple of days. You see, I use WordPress for this blog (I highly recommend it, by the way. But then, I have never used anything else, so I don’t really have anything to compare it to. Sort of like how some of you fellas probably [...]

Hey Jude,
When a love burns as white hot as a thousand suns it’s bound to eventually implode and fizzle into dust. It’s over. And I have moved on. You need to, too.
So, stop calling. Seriously. Stop calling.
At first, it saddened me and broke my heart to hear your tortured, pleading, tear-filled voice mails. I [...]

I’m assuming that pretty much everybody has seen that movie “Shakespeare In Love.” Even I have seen it, and I am like the last person to see any movie. If you have seen it, then you know how it’s about him using things from his life to write the script for “Romeo and Juliet.” If [...]

So, yesterday afternoon I had to go to one of my least favorite places in the world: Wal-Mart. Why do I go, if I don’t like it? Well, unfortunately they are cheaper than many places and they are one-stop. I hate shopping of any kind, so anything that keeps me from going to several stores [...]

So, I’m in line at the market last night and rip out a pretty big sneeze. Normally I’m not a big sneezer. I don’t know if it’s self-consciousness about the size of my nose or what, but I try to be as quiet as possible when I sneeze. (Sort of like a heavy person who [...]