LARGETONY Blog

I found out from AJAX IN THE CITY that today is National Steak and Blowjob Day. (I wonder if this sponsored by the American Beef Council. )
No matter who sponsored it, it’s apparently something straight guys devised in response to Valentine’s Day. Valentine’s, with all it’s chocolate and cuddles, is for the girls. [...]

I know I’m starting to look like an obsessed fourteen year old girl. But, before you all get together and stage an intervention to ship me off to rehab and GA (Gyllenhaalics Anonymous) I just had to do one more post about Jake. I can’t get him this out of my mind.
A few [...]

I’m not so much about guys in dresses, but Jake and Dreamgirls…it’s like the opening was written just for me. If he had broken into “Rocky Top” and started clogging, I couldn’t have been more sure of it. He was actually pretty funny in some of the skits. At least as funny as [...]

While the Hump Day feature in 2006 proved to be mostly inconclusive in determining my type, I can think I can pretty much say with certainty that if I were a polar bear this guy would be my type. I’m not always good at spotting it, but I have a pretty strong feeling that [...]

Dear friends,
Happy Holidays from us. Who can believe that it’s already been more than nine months since I ended things with Jude and welcomed Jake into my life? And we are spending our first holiday together.
We managed to pick up our official holiday portrait just moments before Sears closed on Christmas Eve. [...]

Jake enjoys reading and long horsey faces. It’s fate. Now I need to figure out whether my last name sounds better before or after the hyphen.

I don’t think there are Hardee’s fast food hamburger places in some parts of the country, so some of you may not know what I’m talking about. But, they have a really annoying TV commerical running right now. If you live in a place where there is a Hardee’s, you know that’s nothing new. They [...]