LARGETONY Blog

No guest star this Tuesday. I guess the writer’s strike has trickled down to my blog. So, you have to listen to one of my rants, today. Just keep in mind that it’s all in fun….mostly.
Men like meat. Pure and simple.
Any kind of meat. Beef. Pork. Poultry. [...]

A friend of mine sent me this link the other day.
I know there are all kinds of Barbies. From Malibu to Holiday. But, I never thought I’d see a Poop and Scoop Barbie.
Yes, there is now a Barbie whose dog, Tanner, takes a crap. The dolls come with a handful (no pun [...]

A few times, Lil’ Todd over at Imnot2bzy has sent me flash animations or other little graphical things he has made. Last night he sent me one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life. He made it over at the JibJab site. If you haven’t seen any of their political creations [...]

Do you think that people ever pick a career based on how likely it is to get them laid?
I doubt it’s ever brought up at job fairs and I don’t remember anybody’s mom or dad talking it up on career day at school as a kid, but the right kind of job can get you [...]

Have you ever wondered how prostitutes, hustlers, escorts, gigolos, rent boys, whatever you want to call them, set their prices? I have. Wondered, I mean. I have never prostituted, hustled, escorted, gigoloed, or rented myself out. And I have no intention of doing it. But, I have wondered about the [...]

You are all aware of the object of my obsession.
I’ve devoted several thousand words to him a few times on this very blog. I’ve burned a few hours scouring the net for pictures of People’s sexiest bachelor. I’ve replayed the tent scene from “Brokeback Mountain” over and over in my head (with my [...]

I found out from AJAX IN THE CITY that today is National Steak and Blowjob Day. (I wonder if this sponsored by the American Beef Council. )
No matter who sponsored it, it’s apparently something straight guys devised in response to Valentine’s Day. Valentine’s, with all it’s chocolate and cuddles, is for the girls. [...]