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		<title>Irony</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2008/08/29/irony/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 03:21:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;m familiar with this position.  And the facial expression.  I&#8217;ve seen them both many times.  At the same time.  Yet, I&#8217;ve never been to a diving meet.  Ironic. (Click for full pic).


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		<title>Fu*king Goofy</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2008/08/10/fuking-goofy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 12:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ve heard about the back room, but never had the nerve to go in there.  You always stuck to the relative safety of the dance floor.  The most adventurous you have ever been was to hold your own pecker in the men&#8217;s room to take a piss.
Until tonight.
The heavy beat of the dance music fades [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Afternoon Just Off I-40</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2008/05/26/friday-afternoon-just-off-i-40/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 04:13:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Overheard in line at a gas station market:
Young Woman with Meth Mouth: Hey there, darling!
Old Woman with TB Cough: Hey, Girl!
YWWMM: When&#8217;d you get out?
OWWTBC: I been out since February.
YWWMM: I just got out today.
OWWTBC: Congratulations, honey&#8230;
YWWMM: Had to get me a Slurpy.  Ain&#8217;t had one in a long time.
OWWTBC: I guess not.
YWWMM: I [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>Deconstructing Easter</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2008/03/23/deconstructing-easter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:52:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
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People often debate over what eggs and rabbits have to do with Easter.  The general consensus is that is a merging of the Biblical account of the death of Christ and Pagan fertility celebrations.
But, it is (perhaps) much simpler than that.
It was no secret that Jesus had a magic trick or two up his [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>If I Only Had An Ass</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2008/03/04/if-i-only-had-an-ass/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:48:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
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Technology.
It has given us personal computers, solar power, and ATM&#8217;s.
And apparently now technology can give me an ass.  Not a piece of ass. I can still get that on my own, thank you very much.  But an ass of my very own.
For some reason I am on the e-mail list for gay men&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>Riding Crops</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2008/02/11/riding-crops/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:25:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
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I can&#8217;t get this picture out of my mind.
I stole it from Blobby&#8217;s Blog. It is a photo of a sculpture in Columbus, Ohio.  I guess it is meant to celebrate the town&#8217;s farming heritage.
But, as I commented on his blog, it looks to me like the training grounds for an army of power [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>MANeuvers</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2008/01/18/maneuvers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 07:50:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[dating and sex]]></category>
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The military is all about the maneuvers.
The attorney was never in the military. Maybe if I could get him to join the National Guard, he can learn to do this maneuver (between :30s and :42) one weekend a month.
Video discovered at Ajax In The City.
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>Is This Thing On?</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2008/01/16/is-this-thing-on/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 05:24:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;m not a comedian.  I&#8217;m not a clown.  But I have a sense of humor.
At least I thought so.
Maybe I do.  Maybe I just need to stop trying to write with one.
The problem is that I find a little bit of humor in everything.  Even the most serious of things.  [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>22</slash:comments>
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		<title>Out With &#8220;N&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2008/01/09/out-with-n/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 04:08:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
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I can&#8217;t remember whether I read it somewhere or saw it on TV, but there was a news report that the NAACP is banning the &#8220;N&#8221; word.  They even had a mock funeral for it.  It&#8217;s not everyday that your murderer is involved in the funeral arrangements, too. (Unless you&#8217;re, say&#8230; Nicole Brown [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let Them Eat Meat</title>
		<link>http://blog.largetony.com/2008/01/08/let-them-eat-meat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:58:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[No guest star this Tuesday.  I guess the writer&#8217;s strike has trickled down to my blog.  So, you have to listen to one of my rants, today.  Just keep in mind that it&#8217;s all in fun&#8230;.mostly. 
Men like meat.  Pure and simple.
Any kind of meat.  Beef.  Pork. Poultry.  [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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