Archive for the 'humor' Category

Deconstructing Easter

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008

People often debate over what eggs and rabbits have to do with Easter. The general consensus is that is a merging of the Biblical account of the death of Christ and Pagan fertility celebrations.
But, it is (perhaps) much simpler than that.
It was no secret that Jesus had a magic trick or two up his [...]

If I Only Had An Ass

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

Technology.
It has given us personal computers, solar power, and ATM’s.
And apparently now technology can give me an ass. Not a piece of ass. I can still get that on my own, thank you very much. But an ass of my very own.
For some reason I am on the e-mail list for gay men’s [...]

Riding Crops

Monday, February 11th, 2008

I can’t get this picture out of my mind.
I stole it from Blobby’s Blog. It is a photo of a sculpture in Columbus, Ohio. I guess it is meant to celebrate the town’s farming heritage.
But, as I commented on his blog, it looks to me like the training grounds for an army of power [...]

MANeuvers

Friday, January 18th, 2008

The military is all about the maneuvers.
The attorney was never in the military. Maybe if I could get him to join the National Guard, he can learn to do this maneuver (between :30s and :42) one weekend a month.
Video discovered at Ajax In The City.

Is This Thing On?

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

I’m not a comedian. I’m not a clown. But I have a sense of humor.
At least I thought so.
Maybe I do. Maybe I just need to stop trying to write with one.
The problem is that I find a little bit of humor in everything. Even the most serious of things. [...]

Out With “N”

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

I can’t remember whether I read it somewhere or saw it on TV, but there was a news report that the NAACP is banning the “N” word. They even had a mock funeral for it. It’s not everyday that your murderer is involved in the funeral arrangements, too. (Unless you’re, say… Nicole Brown [...]

Let Them Eat Meat

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

No guest star this Tuesday. I guess the writer’s strike has trickled down to my blog. So, you have to listen to one of my rants, today. Just keep in mind that it’s all in fun….mostly.
Men like meat. Pure and simple.
Any kind of meat. Beef. Pork. Poultry. [...]