LARGETONY Blog

I’m familiar with this position.  And the facial expression.  I’ve seen them both many times.  At the same time.  Yet, I’ve never been to a diving meet.  Ironic. (Click for full pic).

You’ve heard about the back room, but never had the nerve to go in there.  You always stuck to the relative safety of the dance floor.  The most adventurous you have ever been was to hold your own pecker in the men’s room to take a piss.
Until tonight.
The heavy beat of the dance music fades [...]

Overheard in line at a gas station market:
Young Woman with Meth Mouth: Hey there, darling!
Old Woman with TB Cough: Hey, Girl!
YWWMM: When’d you get out?
OWWTBC: I been out since February.
YWWMM: I just got out today.
OWWTBC: Congratulations, honey…
YWWMM: Had to get me a Slurpy. Ain’t had one in a long time.
OWWTBC: I guess not.
YWWMM: I [...]