LARGETONY Blog

Isn’t ironic that something can follow you around everywhere you go, but you still don’t really know what it looks like?
Like your back (or butt, for that matter). Unless someone takes a picture of it, you’re really not sure what’s going on back there. Even if you’re looking in the mirror, you still [...]

Half-Neck Half Nekkid Thursday. I love to neck. Especially in the cab of my truck. ‘Til the inside of the windows sweat as much as you do.

They say the sum is greater than the parts.
Or something like that.
My left tricep (the part) makes my arm look more muscled than it really is (the sum). The part is definitely greater than the sum.
So, I guess sometimes they are wrong.

The “other” Tony at “Life’s Colorful Brushstrokes” has a weekly feature on his blog called “How Do You Like It?” where he poses a question of preferences. I’m stealing from him for this HNT post.
How do you like your Christmas presents delivered? In a sagging limp stocking (jk, Brett ) or [...]

It just isn’t Christmas if you’re not playing with your balls.
Just like it’s just not Hannukah if you’re not messing with your wick.  Eight nights in a row.
And it’s just not Kwanzaa if you’re not…um…well…hmmm…I don’t know…black?
Happy Holidays, everyone.

I’m pretty lucky that I don’t tend to get real smelly in the pits. Otherwise, because I’m tall, I’d be smuggling a ripe treasure right at a lot of people’s nose level.
But then some people are into that. Pits. Smells.
And some people can’t even stand the sight. When I used a [...]

When you got nothin’ to say, it’s best to keep your mouth shut.
(And maybe show you a picture. )