LARGETONY Blog

So, Sue wanted to know the details on the wedding yesterday. I guess a girl would. And I guess a lot of you who read this blog are the fancy type of homo (you know who you are. ) So, I guess you want to know, too. So, I’ll devote this post to J [...]

“I was told that as the Best Man, I would be responsible for the toast. I looked at the guest list and thought to myself, ‘ that’s a lot of loaves of bread.’…I apologize for that. I was also told that the toast should include a joke. That’s the best I could come up with, [...]

If the overwhelming urge to put something in your mouth is called an “oral fixation,” what do you call the overwhelming urge to put your thing in some mouths?

There’s an old tradition. I don’t know if it’s just a country tradition or what, but the way it goes is that if the first guest to enter your home on January 1st is a male then you will have good luck throughout the coming year. You will have even better luck if it is [...]

Well, it looks like to old clock on the wall is telling us we’ve come to the end of another three hundred and sixty five days. Just think, we are already on our way over the hump of the first decade of the century. Remember how just six years ago at the end of ‘99 [...]

There’s been a lot of controversy this year over whether you can/should wish someone “Merry Christmas” or “Happy Holidays.” So, whether you are a regular reader, a new reader, or simply someone who stumbled across this place from a Google search for “burritos santa claus christmas card ideas” (according to StatCounter, someone actually found me [...]

When I write in this little ol blog, I usually just spit out something that’s on my mind, or talk abput a particular event that occured. I don’t think I have ever written a post that sort of says “here’s the news in my life right now.” It’s what I call the “Today I had [...]