Archive for the 'football' Category

Black Saturday

Monday, September 17th, 2007

It was a runaway bloodbath. A massacre. I couldn’t watch it, but I couldn’t stop watching it. Remember when you got called in for a spanking as a kid and all your friends knew about it? Embarrassing. Luckily I only saw footage, whereas the attorney was witness to it first hand. He came back with [...]

My Fair Tony

Monday, September 10th, 2007

You’ve heard of the term “friend with benefits?” Well, earlier this summer, the the attorney became a “boyfriend with benefits.” The benefit? Season tickets for Tennessee football. (Sex is just part of the job description.) Season tickets are not easy to come by around here. Once people have them, they generally hold on to them [...]

Shoot Out

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

It was a shoot out (that’s what they call it when it’s a high scoring game on both sides of the ball) and the Vols took most of the bullets. A lot of points were scored in Saturday night’s game. Seventy-six points, in fact. Unfortunately only 31 of those belonged to the Vols. After last [...]