LARGETONY Blog

A tabloid newspaper in South America has reported that New England Patriots three-time Superbowl winning quarterback Tom Brady has gotten his current girlfriend, Brazillian Supermodel Gisele (so super she has only one name…like Gia) pregnant. Now if this is true, it comes on the heels of an announcement last month that his former girlfriend, [...]

Look. It’s gone. The monkey is finally off Peyton Manning’s back. Arguably he was the greatest college quarterback ever, and is one of the greatest ever in the NFL. Especially of you look at his stats (I mean football stats, not AOL stats). He is easily the most highly visible [...]

Most of you probably thought you had a free and clear path to the blog without stumbling on another football post until August or so. But you would be the same people who have know idea we are in the bowl season right now. But, I promise this will be the end of [...]

I never thought I’d say this, but I think I understand what it’s like to be a size queen cock pig. Because being a fan of a team in the Southeastern Conference, I now what it is know what it is face one Big One after another.
This past weekend, Tennessee played Arkansas (and lost) [...]

Depending on who you are, sometimes it’s not a good thing to pull it out. But football is like doing it without a rubber in the backseat of a ‘69 Chevy with the preacher’s daughter. You always want to pull it out before it’s too late.
In the last minutes of yesterday’s game against [...]

College football heads onto the final four weeks of regular season play next weekend and things are just starting to really get interesting as high-ranked teams start to stumble and/or play against each other.
A major upset occurred Saturday when #3 USC (Southern Cal) fell to unranked Oregon State, when the Beavers prevented the Trojans from [...]

I know some of you were surprised (and probably relieved) to see that Monday’s post was not about the Tennessee-Alabama game. But don’t think that you’re getting off that easy.
Tennessee managed to get their shit together in the last few minutes if the game to pull off a victory against Bama. Final score, [...]