Archive for the 'football' Category

One For The Flipper

Monday, February 4th, 2008

Ask most people what their most memorable moment from the Superbowl is and 90% of the time the answer will have something to do with a peek-a-boo middle-aged black tittie.
While I will always remember that night that JT became a man, this image of Tom Brady will probably top it and permanently sear itself into [...]

Bizarro Ball

Monday, November 26th, 2007

No matter how it finally all falls out at the end, 2007 is going to go down as the craziest (and greatest) season in college football history.
It started off normally. It was a pretty common belief that when the BCS National Championship game comes up in January, it was very likely going to be [...]

Fanic Depression

Monday, October 29th, 2007

One of the things I love most about football games is how momentum can swing back and forth from one team to the other. One of the things I hate most about football games is how momentum can swing back and forth from one team to the other.Lordy, how those momentum swings become mood [...]

Black Saturday

Monday, September 17th, 2007

It was a runaway bloodbath. A massacre. I couldn’t watch it, but I couldn’t stop watching it. Remember when you got called in for a spanking as a kid and all your friends knew about it? Embarrassing. Luckily I only saw footage, whereas the attorney was witness to it first hand. [...]

My Fair Tony

Monday, September 10th, 2007

You’ve heard of the term “friend with benefits?” Well, earlier this summer, the the attorney became a “boyfriend with benefits.”
The benefit? Season tickets for Tennessee football. (Sex is just part of the job description.)
Season tickets are not easy to come by around here. Once people have them, they generally hold on to [...]

Shoot Out

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

It was a shoot out (that’s what they call it when it’s a high scoring game on both sides of the ball) and the Vols took most of the bullets.
A lot of points were scored in Saturday night’s game. Seventy-six points, in fact. Unfortunately only 31 of those belonged to the Vols. After [...]

Funny Man

Saturday, March 24th, 2007

About thirty six hours ago, I was having hopes of seeing Tennessee play again today in the NCAA basketball tournament. Well, we know how that turned out. But thanks to an e-mail from my boy, Tank, it has come to my attention that I’ve got something just as good to fire up the [...]