LARGETONY Blog

How is it that those of us born in late June or early July got saddled with a zodiac sign like Cancer? Who decided on that name? How did we get that when others got things like Gemini or Aries.
I’m sure Cancer comes from some astrological something-or-other or ancient Roman mythology, too. [...]

One of the cool things about blogging is sharing the things you find on other blogs. I came (literally) across these melons on the blog About A Boy and His Briefs. They belong to the author and to quote a Seinfeld episode, “They are real and they are spectacular.” He should have [...]

I love water.
I love to drink it. I love to swim in it. I love how it cleanses (physically, emotionally, and spiritually). Maybe its because I’m a Cancer and Cancer is a water sign.
I especially love the rain.
We have been lacking in rain this summer in East Tennessee. Apparently it’s been [...]

The quarterback and the head cheerleader.
The rock star and the supermodel.
They are THE couples.
They are the crazy and the captured (Tom and Katie). They are the self-important and the syncofant (Oprah and Steadman). They are the beauty and the bizarre (Brad and Angelina).
They are glamorous and exciting and capture the attention and fascination [...]

Kelly hit me with a meme where you are supposed to tell eight things that people may not know about you. I always struggle with memes that don’t ask a specific question because 1) I never can never decide what I think people are interesting in hearing about and 2) just about anything that [...]

I guess it’s because I’m a long tall Sally, but people are always surprised to find out that I sleep in a full-sized bed instead of a queen or a king.
So, I should not have been surprised by the sales clerk’s surprise that the mattress set I bought over the weekend was not for a [...]

You know those sexual urges that are like a dormant virus or something? The kind of things that are completely out of your mind, pretty much forgotten… like maybe the desire to violate a hollowed out watermelon or the need to be bitch-slapped into orgasm by a bodybuilder dressed as a Catholic school girl…Or [...]