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Sunday Snapshots

Monday, April 28th, 2008

I don’t have a camera on my cell phone. I’m probably about the only person left who doesn’t. Besides the fact that I am somewhat of a purist (phones are for contacting someone, not taking pictures, playing games, or surfing the web), I just never saw the point. I’ve gotten through almost [...]

Gaseous Discharges

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

George Bush is fucking up my relationship.
Technically it’s oil prices that’s fucking things up. But it’s not like he’s connected.
Gas around here hit $3.25 today. Last time I saw it that high was in 2005 after Katrina. It went to $3.30 then. That’s the highest I have ever seen gasoline. [...]

Best Friday

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008

Anniversary plans always go a little wrong on TV shows.
Fred buys Wilma a piano for their anniversary and it turns out to be stolen. Ricky gets a female friend to hold Lucy’s anniversary pearls and Lucy thinks they are having an affair.
And so how it goes in real life sometimes: Tony plans a [...]

Missing

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

The longer I’m with him, the less I can stand being without him.
I used to think of the distance (geographical) between me and the attorney as sort of a good thing. It gave each of us our own space and independence and kept us from rushing the relationship. (I honestly think that ts easier [...]

Double Arrows

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

I had seen him countless numbers of times before. I had seen him in an old t-shirt and shorts digging post holes in the back yard. I had seen him doze off in the recliner with his reading glasses on the end of his nose like he was my Granny. I had [...]

Learn Your Lessons Well

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

Lesson For The Day
There’s not much leg room in a Lexus GX when 6′-3″ and 6′-5″ are entwined. At least not in the cargo area.
Learn by doing (it).
I  did.

Patience

Monday, January 21st, 2008

Early Friday evening I was in the truck and on my way to see the attorney. At the same time, a friend of mine was getting on a plane to see his partner. I was going across a couple of counties, he was going across a couple of states. We were talking [...]