Archive for the 'dating and sex' Category

Role In The Hay

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

In response to my  post where I went off on a water sports tangent, Sue of Fairview pointed out that pee-pee is good for disinfecting wounds.
SIDEBAR: Don’t we have enough homonyms in the English language without having them in our slang, too? You know…pee-pee comes out of your pee-pee?
Anyway, Sue’s comment made we wonder [...]

Sunday Snapshots

Monday, April 28th, 2008

I don’t have a camera on my cell phone. I’m probably about the only person left who doesn’t. Besides the fact that I am somewhat of a purist (phones are for contacting someone, not taking pictures, playing games, or surfing the web), I just never saw the point. I’ve gotten through almost [...]

Gaseous Discharges

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

George Bush is fucking up my relationship.
Technically it’s oil prices that’s fucking things up. But it’s not like he’s connected.
Gas around here hit $3.25 today. Last time I saw it that high was in 2005 after Katrina. It went to $3.30 then. That’s the highest I have ever seen gasoline. [...]