LARGETONY Blog

New Year’s Eve is about reflection. Reflection on the year. The time gone by. Auld Lang Syne and all that.
Looking back on all that was 2007…my 2007, anyway…a strong thread through the months and weeks and days was the attorney.
We had our first date in January and within two months time, I let [...]

You know how when you sleep in a bed other than your own you never get a good rest. No matter how comfortable the bed is - maybe even more comfortable than your own - it never feels quite right. Your body knows it’s not laying in the right place.
It’s the same way [...]

Fifteen Thanksgivings ago, I found out my father was dead.
Actually, it was the day after Thanksgiving and an icy snow was falling. It’s rare to get much snow in Tennessee before January, but other than the snow and the holiday, it was any other Friday night.
I was seventeen and had been living in the [...]

A couple of weeks ago, the attorney asked me to go with him to the wedding of someone he knows. To be his wedding date.
First off, I hate weddings. Marriage is fine. But weddings, in my opinion, are a complete waste of money, friendship, and time. I have only been to [...]

You’ve heard of the term “friend with benefits?” Well, earlier this summer, the the attorney became a “boyfriend with benefits.”
The benefit? Season tickets for Tennessee football. (Sex is just part of the job description.)
Season tickets are not easy to come by around here. Once people have them, they generally hold on to [...]

I don’t know how many of you are into interpreting dreams, but here’s a doozy.
Lord knows it’s not the first time I’ve had a sex dream. And it’s not the first time I have had a sex dream about someone on my blog roll. But its the first time I have had a [...]

I know that in the world of the Big Time Bloggers it’s considered amateurish and maybe even a little passe to recognize your blogiversary. But, I’m not Big Time, so I say fuck it. Another year’s worth of posts (no matter how few) is a bit of an achievement for me and something [...]