Beef Jakey
I knew it was only a matter of time before my relationship with the Attorney would send Jake over the edge. And judging by the pictures (click it to see it in full) sent to me by several readers, the evolution of my happiness has caused him to revert to a shaggy-haired primal beast.
Practically a neanderthal. Or would that a Gyllanderthaal?
I can hearing him grunting now. “Me no Tony. Me sad.”
I have to admit the new buffed body is pretty smoking hot. But what can you expect from hours pumping iron in the rec yard of the prison that is your heart?
“He loves me. He loves me not.” Rep after rep after rep.
He’s even allowed Reese to drag him by his long hair back to her cave as a surrogate Tennessean (she’s from Nashville).
The tight leather pants I can’t explain. They must be something for a movie.
August 18th, 2008 at 10:16 am
Who needs an explanation? Those pants look GOOD!!!
Shame you had to hurt him so badly though, although the outcome does make really nice eye candy..
August 18th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Yes, he is getting buffed up to play the Prince of Persia. I was going to send it to you too. Glad someone else did.
August 18th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
You broke that poor bois heat and turned im into a hulking mess incapable of bathing and combing his hair. Bad Tony.
He’s a former shell of himself left with nothing to look forward to but makng ‘sexy-time’ wth a gurl… EEEEWWWWW!
August 18th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
As Tony is to Mario Lopez
David is to Jake.
And we’ve heard so much about the Attorney, I was like, “Who’s Jake?” Then I remembered.
OH, and congrats on the new gig at your job.
August 19th, 2008 at 11:00 am
What has Jake to live for without you?!?!?!?!! Quite understandable.
August 20th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
I’m available to comfort Jakey in his hour of need. Starting with a nice, long, hot shower, soaping up…water pulsating…
Somebody’s got to do it.
August 20th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Usually when he looks weird it’s because he is filming a movie and that’s the look he needs. Either that or he is off his meds.
August 20th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
The movie is Prince of Persia (Sue said it first) based on the mega popular video game series that started way back in the day (side scroller0 ((me geek)). It was recently updated and hit all the big platforms over the last several years to wide acclaim.
I loved them. The action is sexy and full depth of screen.
If you are a video gamer highly recommended, you can pick up most of them used for little to nothing.
Oh and surprising Jakey looks very the part.
August 22nd, 2008 at 3:55 pm
This is totally irrelevant, but I just now realized how funny the Tony-as-Valkyrie pic is! Somehow I have trouble picturing Tony as the fiery Bruenhilde, with Jake as the brave Siegfried. Maybe the Attorney would be a better casting choice. Is he a tenor?
August 31st, 2008 at 9:47 am
Shit happens, lol.