TV Meme
My writing is having a spell that’s drier than Barbara Bush’s snootch right now. So, to keep ya’ll from being completely bored, I figured I’d rock a meme.
Yaniboy had this on on his blog and since I’m a tube junkie, I figured it would fit the bill and fill the void. And by tube I mean television. (I’m not a tube junkie in the other sense, but I love guys who are! 
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- Back in the Day: 5 TV Shows You Loved As A Kid
- Charlie Brown Christmas (still love it)
- Who Would You Do?: 5 TV Characters You Would… (Well, It’s Self-Explanatory)
- Jim Halpert, “The Office”
- Chris Keller, “Oz”
- Smith, “Sex and the City”
- Keith, the cop, “Six Feet Under”
- Kirk Herbstreit, “ESPN College Gameday” (Okay, he’s a real guy, not a character, but I’d still wreck him.)
- Wow: 5 TV Moments You Still Remember (And Probably Won’t Forget)
- The “Critter Christmas” episode of “South Park“
- When Keller leaps to his death at Beecher’s rejection, making it look like Beecher pushed him on “Oz”
- Lillith playing the spoons at Woody’s wedding on “Cheers“
- Jake singing Dreamgirls song on “SNL” in a wig and sparkly gown
- The Black White Supremacist skit on “Chapelle’s Show”
- “Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs”: 5 TV Theme Songs You Know (and Love) By Heart
(I’m pretty old school when it comes to theme songs. But then , new shows don’t really have theme songs)
- Eh: 5 Shows You Just Can’t Get Into
- Lost
- American Idol
- Big Brother
- The Bachelor/Bachelorette
- Dancing With The Stars/Think You Can Dance/America’s Best Dance Crew
- This Is An Environment of Welcoming, and You Should Just Get the Hell Out Of Here: 5 TV Characters You Could Do Without
- Gabrielle, “Desperate Housewives” (Lordy, what a bad actress Eva Longoria is)
- Samantha, “Sex and The City” (again, it’s the actress. Kim Catrell delivers EVERY line like she’s getting a rim job.)
- Diane, “Cheers” (I like the show a lot better with Kirstie Alley instead of Shelley Long).
- Entire Cast, “The Hills” (why is this on TV?”)
- Tyra Banks, any of her shows (not a character, but what a character.)
- That’s What She Said: 5 Quotes That Still Resonate
- I’m a law enforcement Cheetah - Lt. Dangle, “Reno 911“
- Let the doorknob hit you where the good Lord split you - George Jefferson, “The Jeffersons”
- If there is no God, what are all these churches for? And who is Jesus’ dad? - Michael, “The Office“
- No soup for you! - Soup Nazi, “Seinfeld”
- How do you doooo, Mrs. Wiiiiiiiley - Ernest T. bass, “Andy Griffith Show“
- Gimme More: 5 Shows You Can Never Get Enough Of
July 29th, 2008 at 9:07 am
I think Reno 911 is a total riot! Hubby doesn’t see the comedy, but then he thinks The Office is kind of dumb, too. Lord forgive him his lack of a funny bone!
July 29th, 2008 at 11:42 am
oh my god, it looks like it took you far longer to concoct this list than to write something about Barbara’s who-who. (Ick, by the way.)
July 29th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Oh, yea, Reno 911 is totally one of my secret vices—deliciously inappropriate! Please don’t tell anyone…
But, Tony, seriously, nothing else on your list remotely compares with Jake on SNL. I get hot flashes just thinking about him, and that performance! How can anyone be so hot, and sweet, and talented and gorgeous, and decent, and did I mention hot? His treasure trail is to die for…oh, stop me now, I am totally embarassing myself!
July 29th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
I’m going to do this meme. I’ve had a writing dry spell too.
July 29th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
I don’t watch TV. Haven’t watched it in years. I think television is the ‘bread and circuses’ of our modern times. A complete waste of time.
HOWEVER — I Love Lucy!!
July 29th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
This looks like a totally fun meme! But if I did it everyone would know just how much of an L&O nerd I am. (L&O = Law and Order, CI, SVU, and the original)