LARGETONY Blog

My writing is having a spell that’s drier than Barbara Bush’s snootch right now.  So, to keep ya’ll from being completely bored, I figured I’d rock a meme.
Yaniboy had this on on his blog and since I’m a tube junkie, I figured it would fit the bill and fill the void.  And by tube I [...]

If Mario Lopez was a flesh-eating bacteria, I would be the picture of health.  Because, apparently I am immune.
Despite his Latin heritage and the embarrassment of beauty God laid on him, he doesn’t turn my crank.  I just don’t find him hot.
I know that everyone doesn’t find the same people attractive, but here’s the thing:  [...]

I know I have been overloading the blog lately with stories about Granny and/or the Attorney.  But, here’s one to show you that it isn’t always rosy.
Granny was pretty cranky this past Wednesday. Monthly bill cranky. Except that box has been empty for half a century.
She had asked me to take her to a birthday [...]