LARGETONY Blog

My writing is having a spell that’s drier than Barbara Bush’s snootch right now.  So, to keep ya’ll from being completely bored, I figured I’d rock a meme.
Yaniboy had this on on his blog and since I’m a tube junkie, I figured it would fit the bill and fill the void.  And by tube I [...]

If Mario Lopez was a flesh-eating bacteria, I would be the picture of health.  Because, apparently I am immune.
Despite his Latin heritage and the embarrassment of beauty God laid on him, he doesn’t turn my crank.  I just don’t find him hot.
I know that everyone doesn’t find the same people attractive, but here’s the thing:  [...]

I know I have been overloading the blog lately with stories about Granny and/or the Attorney.  But, here’s one to show you that it isn’t always rosy.
Granny was pretty cranky this past Wednesday. Monthly bill cranky. Except that box has been empty for half a century.
She had asked me to take her to a birthday [...]

Tightie-blackies.
I’ve never been one for briefs or for designer underwear.
I love them on other people.  Or coming off of other people.  But not on myself.
Generally, to rock briefs (especially skimpy ones like these) you have to have some hips or thighs.  Or both.  I don’t have much of either.  And I have plenty of junk, [...]

I’ve gotten a lot of e-mails from people wanting to know more about my birthday dinner last week.  There really isn’t all that much to tell.
For the most part, it was nice Sunday dinner.  Granny and the Attorney took to each other pretty much right off the bat.  That was a relief.  You always hope [...]

I just noticed in my sidebar that the blog is now within it’s last 60 days. Less than two months.
September seems so much farther off than two months. It’s the beginning of football season. It feels like forever.
But, from the perspective of the blog, it feels like no time at all.
Still, I’ve come [...]