HNT #32
If a top pisses in the forest and there’s no one one to drink it, does it make a splash?
I have no idea what that even means. Just something silly that popped in my head when I looked at this picture.
Because I was taking a piss in the forest.
But no one was drinking it.
Water sports are not really my thing. At least not the kind that involve urine.
But, I’m not judging. Everybody’s got their thing. As long as everyone involved is into it, then go for it.
Which makes me wonder. I have never been in the situation of having a guy gazing up at me with his mouth agape like a baby bird. (Well, I have. But he wasn’t on a liquid diet. He was about solid food.) But, if a fella was after a tall drink of recycled iced tea, would I be able to go through with it?
In fairness, I guess I should consider it at least. After all, it would be his idea. And it’s not like it’s going to hurt me…unless I slip in the mess and crack my head open.
I think that’s the most unappealing part about water sports for me. The mess. I mean I could try to control it some with my aim. But, once it makes contact with the receiver it’s going to splash all over the place.
A guy who wants to drink it rather than be showered with piss would probably be the better match for me. I could insist that he keep his lips clamped around the spigot until the well runs dry.
But, then, who can drink that fast? It would be like shot gunning hot beer (hot recycled beer.) You know it’s gonna come foaming out the corners of his mouth. Or worse…shoot out his nose.
I guess we’d just have to do it in an enclosed place like the shower. But, only if the shower door and tile are scheduled to be cleaned anyway. I’m not about to turn a spotless tub into a toilet.
There is also the option of doing it while taking a shower. But then, the golden shower would just get diluted by the the clear shower, and you’re probably not holding up your end of the bargain.
Luckily the Attorney is as much a neat freak as I am (or more, depending one which one of us you ask), so it’s really not likely to be an issue between us.
What’s all this got do with HNT?
I don’t know. I’m sitting here babbling.
But I sure could use a good piss right now.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:24 am
oh please…..don’t knock it too much until you’ve tossed aside abandon and taken a jump off of the high dive. it’s hot. very.
June 19th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Hmm. I’m with you Tony. I just don’t get it. But I’m fine with everyone else doing it too. Piss is great for disinfecting wounds though.
June 19th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
It was never overly appealing but I did try it a few times. I can report, I don’t care for it. Not one bit. The closest I come is peeing on your foot in the shower.
June 19th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Aren’t you sorta into water sports in the picture by default? I mean who’s taking the picture while you’re pissing?
Even if it’s you, I mean, somehow you geared up to take the picture while you were pissing. Thought + Piss = WS.
Sorry Charlie . . . er Tony.
Besides who doesn’t really enjoy taking a nice piss in the woods. . .
June 19th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Tony, I’m with you. To each their own. It’s just not something I would do or participant in myself.
June 19th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Water sports is yet another thing I wish I had tried while I was drinking. While water and coca cola have their place, there is nothing like beer for working up a good piss.
June 19th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
That is pretty funny man!
June 19th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Well . . . that was one of your more unusual posts.
I briefly dated a guy who was into water sports. He liked to control the flow with pressure from his mouth. I felt sort of like a cow being milked. It was an odd sensation and didn’t do much in the way for turning me on at all. Not surprisingly, I could never bring myself to kiss him and that was a deal breaker for me. I love the taste of another man’s mouth, but not if it tastes like a urinal cake. These days, I just piss in to toilet. It’s less of a hassle.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
I’ve never been pissed on though. I don’t know — maybe. I mean if it’s something that would really get my guy off, then I guess so. I’d gladly oblige. It’s only urine. It can always be washed off I suppose. I guess I’d allow it for the right guy if that’s what he wanted.
June 20th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
If its damn hot, and I’m naked anyway… I guess it could be hot, but damp clothes afterwards?, and for the bed - no way…
June 20th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Wow. What a ramble. I enjoyed it. I’ve thought about it, but….nah. For me. I guess it could be hot, but…to each his own.
June 21st, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Who knew you were a philosopher too! Sigh…
June 21st, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Very few bloggers can spin a tapestry of mystery, lust and seduction like you can. You are at your best when you use your almost innocent like writings to light a fire where there shouldn’t be one. You usually hit the target right on the head. Good stuff, I think it’s called a mind f..k.
June 21st, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Oh…………it’s not so bad.
KIDDING!
June 22nd, 2008 at 2:16 pm
thanks
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Tony, you can piss on me anytime you want to…as long as I can play with “it” in any way I choose once you’re all drained! I promise you’ll forget all about the uncomfortableness of the golden shower!
I know, I’m a sick puppy…
June 24th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
have had a few guys really get turned on my golden showers….taking it in their mouths, swallowing some and letting the rest flow over their bodies — does nothing for me, and the smell isn’t the best for play, but those who’ve taken the golden shower usually also want to work out the protein chaser..so can be hot.
i’m surprised a hot guy like you wouldn’t try it — you’ll be giving so let the boy who wants it enjoy it, especially hot given your ‘largeness’
July 9th, 2008 at 10:13 am
I’m still working on drinking down a steady stream, and you’re right, it’s difficult. It’s not so bad unless it’s a hard stream–then you just have to take breaks. (At least I do.) But I got into drinking piss only recently, and I’m enjoying it more than I thought I would–a lot more.