HNT #31
We’ve all seen the late-night infomercials that promise the “secret to rock hard abs.” Well, don’t waste your money. I have figured it out.
There is no need to so thousands and thousands of crunches. You only have to do one. Just curl your body into a crunch-like position. The abdomen will automatically flex and voila! a six-pak.
Then just simply hold it. Forever. You’ll have abs for life.
This revolutionary system works best for those with already flat mid-sections. So results may vary.
WARNING: Contracting the abdomen for long periods and may result in loss of breath. Loss of breath may result in loss of life.
June 6th, 2008 at 9:16 am
So, when’s the infomercial coming out? I’ll want to see it. Now, are you sure, positive sure, that those things aren’t photoshopped or airbrushed? Come on, prove it to me…..
June 6th, 2008 at 10:46 am
Nice Trail……..
June 6th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
i would like a real ab workout. i know they are in there somewhere. BTW you are HOT.
June 6th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Goofy.
June 6th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
The ‘already flat mid-section’ is the key to your advice. I second the HOT comment (and ‘nice trail’, too)
June 6th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Okay. I’ve tried your abs system. I’m not seeing the same results. I think I want a refund!
June 7th, 2008 at 12:38 am
I have ripples on my abdomen too! Unfortunately, not the right kinds.
June 7th, 2008 at 7:32 am
My God man - eat a sandwich!
June 7th, 2008 at 9:20 am
Now THAT is sexy!
June 7th, 2008 at 10:48 am
that is very sexy!
I’m sure if I had some surgery done, I could look like that too if I held my breath and contracted my abs.
June 8th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Oh my God… It’s almost as if every time I think you have maxed out your hotness factor you just get hotter anyway. You post a sweeter essay, you find a new insightful way to look at what would be another ordinary event for most of us, or you post what on the surface appears to be a totally innocuous picture, which however, is distictively sexy. I know you have this thing with the attorney, but in my heart you’re still my secret-imaginary-fantasy boyfriend.
June 8th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Well, now that I know the real secret, I can dine on chips and chocolate without worry
Well, I don’t eat the chips and chocolate at the same time - that *would* be gross!
June 8th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Ah- ha! Now the secret is told!
great site btw…first time visitor and enjoying the look around~
rick
June 9th, 2008 at 10:26 am
Heh! Actually, if you did it often enough… nah, even then, most of us won’t have that. Doesn’t mean you won’t have a flat stomach, though. Just not the abs thing.
June 12th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Um, I tried this. It doesn’t work on me LOL.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:30 am
Who knew it was that easy…. LOL… Hey LT… just stopping by to say hello… Great shot BTW… I just read the post above as well… I’m a little late… Granny is a wonderful woman, I was crying after I read it… I hope in time you will feel comfortable talking to her about that part of your life, and her actually meeting the attorney… isn’t that crazy… LOL
Anyway I’ll stop rambling…
Love from Atlanta