LARGETONY Blog

It has been more than a year since we have had anyone over for dinner. As Granny has gotten older, she has become more self-conscious about her appearance, and is reluctant to be around new people. So, it was a surprise when she suggested last week that we invite the Attorney to Sunday dinner in [...]

In response to my  post where I went off on a water sports tangent, Sue of Fairview pointed out that pee-pee is good for disinfecting wounds.
SIDEBAR: Don’t we have enough homonyms in the English language without having them in our slang, too? You know…pee-pee comes out of your pee-pee?
Anyway, Sue’s comment made we wonder [...]

There are now two people in this house who are stooped over, shuffling slowly across the floor, and have trouble taking the stairs. Two of us who have to brace ourselves against some some support to get up from a chair.
Yes, I said us. Because I am one of the two. Granny, of [...]

If a top pisses in the forest and there’s no one one to drink it, does it make a splash?
I have no idea what that even means. Just something silly that popped in my head when I looked at this picture.
Because I was taking a piss in the forest.
But no one was drinking it.
Water [...]

The picture above comes from Kelly at Rambling Along in Life…. It’s tradition for him to to post a picture on his blog throughout June (Pride Month…as if I need to tell any of you that) and encourage his blog colleagues to post same picture and “spread the rainbow.” This year he has also [...]

We’ve all seen the late-night infomercials that promise the “secret to rock hard abs.”  Well, don’t waste your money.  I have figured it out.
There is no need to so thousands and thousands of crunches.  You only have to do one.  Just curl your body into a crunch-like position.  The abdomen will automatically flex and voila! [...]

Drop a bit more Cool whip on there for me, will ya?”
Granny held out her plate of half-eaten pound cake in my direction.
“I’ll bring it out here,” I said getting up and heading to the kitchen from the screened porch.
“You don’t want to open that out here,” she nagged at me. We had been [...]