Friday Afternoon Just Off I-40

Overheard in line at a gas station market:

Young Woman with Meth Mouth: Hey there, darling!

Old Woman with TB Cough: Hey, Girl!

YWWMM: When’d you get out?

OWWTBC: I been out since February.

YWWMM: I just got out today.

OWWTBC: Congratulations, honey…

YWWMM: Had to get me a Slurpy. Ain’t had one in a long time.

OWWTBC: I guess not.

YWWMM: I love them Slurpies. Hey, give me a ride back to back up to Donnie’s momma’s. You going that way? Gas done got so high since I been in I had to walk down.

OWWTBC: You still with Donnie?

YWWMM: Donnie’s locked up to. But his check still comes to his momma’s. I told her she need to break off most of it to me to help pay for my baby.

OWWTBC: You carrying?

YWWMM: No. But she don’t know that.

OWWTBC: I never heard of such. What are you gonna do when times comes you should be showing.

YWWMM: (with blind confidence) Slip in the shower and miscarry.

14 Responses to “Friday Afternoon Just Off I-40”

  1. David Says:

    Welcome back!

  2. Curtis Says:

    Sad thing is that to YWWMM (and many like her) is that’s a responsible form of birth control.

  3. Dave Says:

    Makes one grateful.
    And for you, a nice 501st post.

  4. Kelly Stern Says:

    Damn… sounds like Virginia…

  5. Daryl Says:

    Makes me sad

  6. Rg Says:

    Makes me glad I’m gay.

  7. Sue Says:

    Really sad that people live like that.

  8. Jessica Says:

    I know someone who married a girl b/c she was pregnant - then she ‘miscarried.’

  9. brian Says:

    Oh my , how unmistakenly American this dialogue sounds. Pure Jerry Springer or Maury Povich. The participants could be of ANY race in our new post-racial environment. I guess we shouldn’t expect honor among thieves, but have we no basic lines we will not cross? Some people just get in where they fit in.

  10. Gene Says:

    Another example of snappy, rural reparte. Why I became a rural sociologist.

  11. Lewis Says:

    It sounds awfully familiar, unfortunately. After my sister got out of jail herself a few months back, she introduced me to the world of exactly what you’ve described. I know it firsthand.

  12. Br!on Says:

    Is this why I moved to New York?

  13. Paul from Q Says:

    I think I know you guys–you know who you are — well enough to say that you know, he, Tony Baloney, is having his way with us. Stereotypes don’t get invented by writers, but a good writer can help us see the world.

  14. greenvlnctop8 Says:

    Damn, sounds like North Carolina

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