Published

I’ve kept this on the down low because I wasn’t sure it was going to happen. But, yesterday I got the news.

I’m published.

It’s something I have always dreamed of. I just dreamed that it would be for my writing.

In hindsight, I’m wonder if it was the right thing to do. But, I guess there’s no turning back now. You can’t get a hard pecker back in your britches any easier than you can get toothpaste back in the tube.

So, I might as well embrace it. I figure some of you would run across it in a dirty bookstore, anyway.

If you want to get a peek at the layout, click here.

17 Responses to “Published”

  1. Steven. Says:

    Before I scrolled down, I was going to say one thing.

    When I read the rest, I’m definately thinking of another.

    Congrats in making the rest of us feel inadequate!

  2. Duke Says:

    You got me and I should have known better. That makes it an all the more better getter. Say hi to Granny

  3. Gregg Says:

    Lovely April Fool’s joke, Tony. I did buy it but knew I wouldn’t be seeing nothing I haven’t seen before.

  4. Curtis Says:

    You stinker!! :-)

  5. Sue Says:

    You got me!

  6. chris Says:

    har de har har. i wish id thought up something funny for april fools.

  7. rayrayj Says:

    I was so excited when I read the headline for this entry “Published,” I had already made plans to go out and buy a copy. Then I saw the cover and was excited in a different way. Thanks for the great prank.

    My best to you, granny and the attorney.

  8. brian Says:

    I started laughing when I saw ‘reperations ‘ above Nails’ name. You crack me up.

  9. brettcajun Says:

    This was such a nice surprise. Thanks for making me laugh. I love it when you do these spontaneous type posts that cause a mass blog reader reaction. :) Great post! Thanks for always being FRESH and INTERESTING!

  10. atari_age Says:

    Well done! For what it’s worth, I would have gone right out and bought a copy!

  11. irisgirl Says:

    excellent spoof! Of course it also would have been totally hot if it was for real!

  12. Br!on Says:

    Hey Tony,

    Your box is full.

    Ahem, your emailbox.

  13. Christopher Says:

    You really shouldn’t play with my fragile emotions like that! If you ever do decide to be more voyeuristic…be certain and let me know…I wanna see it up close and personal!

  14. moby Says:

    I saw that coming! lol Good one!

  15. lexxicuss Says:

    That was the best one I’ve seen and I’ve seen too many. And I also just saved myself from buying 20 copies so thanks again LT

  16. Butch Says:

    Boy did I fall for that one hook, line and sinker!! ;-)
    I did as I was told and clicked on the site and got egg all over the face. LOL

    April Fools Day, indeed.

    “There’s no fool like an old fool.” ( and that would be me! )

  17. Rg Says:

    Of course I looked and you’re going to pay for that. hahahahahaha

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