LARGETONY Blog

My limbs.
Three out of five of them.
Maybe not the best three out of five. But three out of five, nonetheless.

I had seen him countless numbers of times before. I had seen him in an old t-shirt and shorts digging post holes in the back yard. I had seen him doze off in the recliner with his reading glasses on the end of his nose like he was my Granny. I had [...]

I can’t get this picture out of my mind.
I stole it from Blobby’s Blog. It is a photo of a sculpture in Columbus, Ohio. I guess it is meant to celebrate the town’s farming heritage.
But, as I commented on his blog, it looks to me like the training grounds for an army of power [...]

A common argument by those who can not appreciate the joys of butt sex (I like to call them The Unenlightened) , is that the ass is “meant for pushing stuff out, not taking in.”
First of all, why do they call it “stuff,” if it’s not going in?
Second of all, take a look at [...]

See. I told you the left one is better.
But, I’m not left-handed. Although I started  life that way.
When I learned to write, my daddy forced me into right-handedness so that I would be “normal.” (Of course, if he was still around today he’d probably be thinking he focused his energy on [...]

Lesson For The Day
There’s not much leg room in a Lexus GX when 6′-3″ and 6′-5″ are entwined. At least not in the cargo area.
Learn by doing (it).
I  did.

If the Superbowl were not memorable enough, I’ll not soon forget the after party.
Dan of DanNation and Jimmi of Jimmi Chronicles invited me to be their guest this week on their semi-regular (although I hear it’s going to get as regular as a senior citizens on dates and prunes) Variety Cast podcast.
I’ve listened to their [...]