HNT #10

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The “other” Tony at “Life’s Colorful Brushstrokes” has a weekly feature on his blog called “How Do You Like It?” where he poses a question of preferences. I’m stealing from him for this HNT post.

How do you like your Christmas presents delivered? In a sagging limp stocking (jk, Brett :-) ) or a big heavy two-handed package?

21 Responses to “HNT #10”

  1. Kelly Says:

    I like all packages… tee hee… but would not mind seeing a Brett and Tony side by side comparison… that would be fun…

  2. Timmy Says:

    Uh…nice package. :-)

  3. Todd/Imnot2bzy Says:

    Delivered in person :)

  4. Lewis Says:

    Is there an option for using MORE THAN TWO HANDS? Like, maybe have to include both BIG HUGE BEAUTIFUL FEET to carry the package too? just wondering……….

  5. brettcajun Says:

    I like my package BIG and delivered by someone semi-hairy! ;)

  6. Sue Says:

    Hmm. Dick in a box please. But I would have to regift it because the size is too big for me. :( But I am sure I could amuse myself with it for a while…

  7. homer Says:

    Suddenly a waffle iron doesn’t seem like such a grand present.

  8. photogreg Says:

    Oh, the sagging limp stocking. Because what’s in side the stocking will no longer be limp after I get my hands on it.

  9. Daryl Says:

    I think they both are great!!!!!

  10. Curtis Says:

    This seems to be one case where it isn’t necessarily better to give than receive.

  11. David Says:

    I don’t get all curious and giddy over a super big present under the tree. I’m more like, “What the fuck is it?” It ends up being something like an attachment to my vacume when I would let my mind get carried away thinking it’s the set-up for a saltwater aquarium. But in the end I’m ususally stoked about the vacume attachment. I like the small packages because there are so many little things it could be (no, i didn’t try to make it sound like a half-assed pun; I mean that I like small presents.)

  12. yaniboy Says:

    Can I get the two handed box stuffed into the stocking? Thanks :)

  13. tonkamanor Says:

    Wow, that is a tough one…how to be diplomatic without hurting feelings?

    I know, could you both turn around so I can get a look at the goods that matter to me?

  14. Michael Says:

    Well Tony, if you are delivering the present in person, I would definitely have to go with the infamous “Dick in a Box” which Justin Timberlake sung about on SNL (see the uncensored clip at the following URL:)

    http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/uncensored.shtml

    All I can say is - HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

  15. atari_age Says:

    I’ll take all of the above please!

  16. dAAve Says:

    what they said

  17. Blobby Says:

    Rear delivery?

  18. Jay Says:

    Thoughtful. Bigger isn’t always better. But for this one you’re holding….

  19. Derek Says:

    test test
    I’ll take mine just like the picture in this entry, from the person who posed for that picture.

  20. John Says:

    Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes :-P
    Happy New Year, Tony! :-)

  21. HB Says:

    Hmmm… I’ll take the one in the big two-handed box :)

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