HNT #10

The “other” Tony at “Life’s Colorful Brushstrokes” has a weekly feature on his blog called “How Do You Like It?” where he poses a question of preferences. I’m stealing from him for this HNT post.
How do you like your Christmas presents delivered? In a sagging limp stocking (jk, Brett
) or a big heavy two-handed package?
December 27th, 2007 at 7:15 am
I like all packages… tee hee… but would not mind seeing a Brett and Tony side by side comparison… that would be fun…
December 27th, 2007 at 7:18 am
Uh…nice package.
December 27th, 2007 at 8:01 am
Delivered in person
December 27th, 2007 at 8:46 am
Is there an option for using MORE THAN TWO HANDS? Like, maybe have to include both BIG HUGE BEAUTIFUL FEET to carry the package too? just wondering……….
December 27th, 2007 at 9:49 am
I like my package BIG and delivered by someone semi-hairy!
December 27th, 2007 at 10:38 am
Hmm. Dick in a box please. But I would have to regift it because the size is too big for me.
But I am sure I could amuse myself with it for a while…
December 27th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Suddenly a waffle iron doesn’t seem like such a grand present.
December 27th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Oh, the sagging limp stocking. Because what’s in side the stocking will no longer be limp after I get my hands on it.
December 27th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
I think they both are great!!!!!
December 27th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
This seems to be one case where it isn’t necessarily better to give than receive.
December 27th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
I don’t get all curious and giddy over a super big present under the tree. I’m more like, “What the fuck is it?” It ends up being something like an attachment to my vacume when I would let my mind get carried away thinking it’s the set-up for a saltwater aquarium. But in the end I’m ususally stoked about the vacume attachment. I like the small packages because there are so many little things it could be (no, i didn’t try to make it sound like a half-assed pun; I mean that I like small presents.)
December 27th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Can I get the two handed box stuffed into the stocking? Thanks
December 27th, 2007 at 8:02 pm
Wow, that is a tough one…how to be diplomatic without hurting feelings?
I know, could you both turn around so I can get a look at the goods that matter to me?
December 27th, 2007 at 9:36 pm
Well Tony, if you are delivering the present in person, I would definitely have to go with the infamous “Dick in a Box” which Justin Timberlake sung about on SNL (see the uncensored clip at the following URL:)
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/uncensored.shtml
All I can say is - HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!
December 28th, 2007 at 7:16 am
I’ll take all of the above please!
December 28th, 2007 at 9:07 am
what they said
December 28th, 2007 at 5:44 pm
Rear delivery?
December 29th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
Thoughtful. Bigger isn’t always better. But for this one you’re holding….
December 30th, 2007 at 11:16 pm
test test
I’ll take mine just like the picture in this entry, from the person who posed for that picture.
December 31st, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes

Happy New Year, Tony!
January 15th, 2008 at 3:08 am
Hmmm… I’ll take the one in the big two-handed box