Mr. 5000

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I told you something was coming and it finally did. At 1:17 PM Eastern time today.

The blog received it’s 5000th comment!

I had hoped it would have happened back on September 1, when the blog turned started it’s fourth year and I posted my 400th post. But ya’ll know that two coming together is hard enough. Three is pretty near impossible.

The 5000th commenter was none other than Lexxicuss. It’s cool that this milestone is represented by someone who is pretty much a daily reader (which he happened to mention in his winning comment) and very, very cool that the comment was posted on an entry about Jake, and coolest of all that because I was off work today I got to see it happen. (These little coincidences help satisfy my obsession with order.)

This screen capture from my dashboard in WordPress (the engine that powers this little blog) says it all. And it’s 5000 pure reader comments because if I have a response to a comment, I always do it in e-mail.

Five thousand comments in four-hundred thirty-four posts averages out to be about 11 1/2 comments per post. I guess that’s a decent amount considering some posts have zero comments. The most number comments I have ever had for a single post was 37 for the one where I talk about showing my pecker to a co-worker (go figure). It’s probably no surprise that the category that gets the most comments is “attorney” and the one that gets the least is “football.”

But, this blog has never been a big comment generator, compared to some others who are always in the 30-50 range (and more!). I always found that interesting considering I often get more traffic than others. Folks around here seem to come in for a read and move on. But that’s okay, cause reading it what I want them most to do.

I referred to the 5000th comment as a winning one. That’s because I had decided that when the time came, I would give a prize. So, in honor the the 5K milestone, I’m giving Lexxicus an official LARGETONY T-shirt to have all his own.

Thanks Lexxicuss, and thanks to everyone who put in the other 4,999 comments (I wish there was a way I could track who has commented the most, I’d send them a T-shirt too!).

There’ still 255 days until blog’s end. My post average is about one every three days, so by my calculations that should be about another 977.5 comments.

Not gonna hit 6,000. Sigh.

9 Responses to “Mr. 5000”

  1. Curtis Says:

    Well, as commenter 5001, I’d like to say that is SO cool!

  2. brettcajun Says:

    Darn! I LOST. Son of a bitch! I HATE losing. I am now going to have to do a standings chart and list myself as 0-1 in Large Tony’s Comment Awards. LOL. Congrats to Lexxicuss. ;)

    By the way, there WAS part of my video where a soapy stream went down my back into my buttcrack. But… I had to crop 99 percent of the video to keep my blog PG-13. It was definitely rated NC-17. That will have to go locked away in the vault until the day I die.

  3. Todd/Imnot2bzy Says:

    Woot! I couldn’t imagine having that many. Maybe I should start advertising FREE blow-jobs.

  4. Gene Says:

    Sorry I wasn’t quicker on the comments. But if you do a post graduate degree after this senior year you could hit 6,000. Enough of an incentive?

  5. Old Fart Says:

    Man, that photo of you in the Santa hat deserves 5000 comments alone. You aren’t traditionally handsome like your boy Jake, but you’re the best looking man I’ve never seen. I enjoy the pretty boys, but a sexy, attractive man tops ‘em all and you are “IT”! But since you won’t give up football, I’ll have to let the attorney keep you and move on myself. Give Granny a hug for me. And give the attorney something a little more than that. Merry Christmas.

  6. Sue Says:

    5000 comments is certainly nothing to sneer at LT! I never get that many comments on my posts. Maybe 3 or 4 at most. You may not post often, but the quality is there, that is for sure. Keep up the great writing and work. :)

  7. Alejandro/California Says:

    I never win anything.

  8. Jay Says:

    Congrats!

  9. Timmy Says:

    and when the blog ceases, where WILL I go for hot HNT pics?

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