Just Jake Just Because
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Not just because it’s his birthday. Not just because it’s Hump Day.
Just because he makes me harder than a lump of coal in Dick Cheney’s Christmas stocking.
I’m talking Gyllenhaard.
Yes, I know I have the attorney now, but you know what they say: Just because you’re on a diet doesn’t mean you can’t still shop at the Kroger.
Happy 27th, Jake.
I wonder what I should give him.
I’m thinking a deep tissue massage. And I mean deep. Really, really deep.
And finish it off with a facial.
It would be better than a day at some spa.
December 19th, 2007 at 7:06 am
Think about the “love” you could show him when its just you two alone in a (damn he is SO fucking HOT). well you get my drift.
December 19th, 2007 at 7:39 am
LT… If you were wondering what to get me for Christmas… A day at “the spa” would be the perfect gift… I’m just sayin’… LOL
December 19th, 2007 at 10:01 am
You’re going to have to fight me for some of that Jakey-love…ooohhh…I hafta go watch the dancing santa scene in Jarhead again!
December 19th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
greedy.
December 19th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Now that’s why I read you daily. Only you could look past all the traits that make this man worth any cause and objectify him in ways that makes us all happy.
He’s a definite 16. (like in poker… you’re not sure of what your holding, but you hit it anyway)
Happy Happy Baybee.
L.
December 19th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
I’ve never wanted to be any celebrity until now. Oh, to be Jake and take you up on that offer.
December 19th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
You should give Jake a Large Tony t-shirt at the very least. That is until you can give him the massage and facial in person.
December 21st, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Would he want a facial from you?