Just Jake Just Because

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Not just because it’s his birthday. Not just because it’s Hump Day.

Just because he makes me harder than a lump of coal in Dick Cheney’s Christmas stocking.

I’m talking Gyllenhaard.

Yes, I know I have the attorney now, but you know what they say: Just because you’re on a diet doesn’t mean you can’t still shop at the Kroger.

Happy 27th, Jake.

I wonder what I should give him.

I’m thinking a deep tissue massage. And I mean deep. Really, really deep.

And finish it off with a facial.

It would be better than a day at some spa.

8 Responses to “Just Jake Just Because”

  1. Chris Says:

    Think about the “love” you could show him when its just you two alone in a (damn he is SO fucking HOT). well you get my drift.

  2. Synrgy Says:

    LT… If you were wondering what to get me for Christmas… A day at “the spa” would be the perfect gift… I’m just sayin’… LOL

  3. irisgirl Says:

    You’re going to have to fight me for some of that Jakey-love…ooohhh…I hafta go watch the dancing santa scene in Jarhead again!

  4. Alejandro/California Says:

    greedy.

  5. lexxicuss Says:

    Now that’s why I read you daily. Only you could look past all the traits that make this man worth any cause and objectify him in ways that makes us all happy.

    He’s a definite 16. (like in poker… you’re not sure of what your holding, but you hit it anyway)

    Happy Happy Baybee.

    L.

  6. rayrayj Says:

    I’ve never wanted to be any celebrity until now. Oh, to be Jake and take you up on that offer.

  7. Gene Says:

    You should give Jake a Large Tony t-shirt at the very least. That is until you can give him the massage and facial in person.

  8. Jay Says:

    Would he want a facial from you? :-)

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