LARGETONY Blog

Cornucopia.
The great horn that spills forth a bountiful harvest across your Thanksgiving table.
Happy HNT (Half-Nekkid Thanksgiving).

Fifteen Thanksgivings ago, I found out my father was dead.
Actually, it was the day after Thanksgiving and an icy snow was falling. It’s rare to get much snow in Tennessee before January, but other than the snow and the holiday, it was any other Friday night.
I was seventeen and had been living in the [...]

Not a six pack.  More like three and a half.
You’ve heard of guys who are a “six-pack” date:  Give ‘em a six pack and they can be yours.
But that’s beer. If you’re talking about the stomach, luckily some can be had for three and a half.