LARGETONY Blog

When you got nothin’ to say, it’s best to keep your mouth shut.
(And maybe show you a picture. )

Perhaps the greatest debate in all humanity is the debate over when life begins.
The second greatest is the one over when sex begins.
I was having that debate with a friend the other day. The sex debate. Not the life debate.
He believes that “sex” is defined by penetration with a penis. And by [...]

No matter how it finally all falls out at the end, 2007 is going to go down as the craziest (and greatest) season in college football history.
It started off normally. It was a pretty common belief that when the BCS National Championship game comes up in January, it was very likely going to be [...]

Cornucopia.
The great horn that spills forth a bountiful harvest across your Thanksgiving table.
Happy HNT (Half-Nekkid Thanksgiving).

Fifteen Thanksgivings ago, I found out my father was dead.
Actually, it was the day after Thanksgiving and an icy snow was falling. It’s rare to get much snow in Tennessee before January, but other than the snow and the holiday, it was any other Friday night.
I was seventeen and had been living in the [...]

Not a six pack.  More like three and a half.
You’ve heard of guys who are a “six-pack” date:  Give ‘em a six pack and they can be yours.
But that’s beer. If you’re talking about the stomach, luckily some can be had for three and a half.

I’m still around.  Just laying low.  Nothing much to say.  But life is good.
The Vols whipped up on the Razorbacks this past weekend when ESPN said that there was no way we were going to win.  The attorney and I both had a bit too much to drink.  And Walgreen’s had a buy one, get [...]