LARGETONY Blog

A couple of weeks ago, the attorney asked me to go with him to the wedding of someone he knows. To be his wedding date.
First off, I hate weddings. Marriage is fine. But weddings, in my opinion, are a complete waste of money, friendship, and time. I have only been to [...]

Do you think that people ever pick a career based on how likely it is to get them laid?
I doubt it’s ever brought up at job fairs and I don’t remember anybody’s mom or dad talking it up on career day at school as a kid, but the right kind of job can get you [...]

One of the greatest things in life is a light bulb.
I don’t mean a household light bulb or something you screw into a socket. I mean personal light bulbs. The kind that would appear over your head if you were a cartoon. It’s happens in those moments when you come to sort [...]

I got this meme from YaniBoy. I call it the Heinz.

Does someone love you?
I know Granny does. And I think the attorney likes me an awful lot.
Do you know anyone named Dave?
Random question…but I guess that’s the point of memes. So, yeah.
Ever kissed anyone with the name starting with a J?
Not any dudes [...]