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I got this meme from YaniBoy. I call it the Heinz.

1. Does someone love you?
   I know Granny does. And I think the attorney likes me an awful lot.
2. Do you know anyone named Dave?
   Random question…but I guess that’s the point of memes. So, yeah.
3. Ever kissed anyone with the name starting with a J?
   Not any dudes that I remember. But girls, yeah.
4. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
   Granny has had a spell or two when she thought I was my Grandaddy, but I don’t know if that counts.
5. What colour are the walls of your parent’s bedroom?
   Since they are both dead, I guess whatever their coffins are lined with. If they have gone on, then I would say my mother’s are like clouds and my father’s most likely flames.
6. Do you think that hair extensions look skanky?
   When they start getting old.
7. Are you named after a grandparent?
   I am named after my Grandaddy.
8. Say you were given a drug test right now. Would you pass or fail?
   I would so pass.
9. Are you taller than 5′6″?
   Yeah, by nine inches.
10. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
    Yep.
11. Ever see a dead body?
    Just at funerals.
12. Do you like the colour green?
    I like green. Especially in nature.
13. What is your best friend’s Dad’s name?
    Ralph.
14. How old are you?
    Thirty-two. (One extra flavor.)
15. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
    Steve.
16. Ever drove into the ghetto to buy drugs?
    To buy…no.
17. Last restaurant you went to?
    TGI Fridays
18. What is the weather like today?
    Cloudless with a bold blue sky and a warm 85 without much humidity.
19. Last voice mail you received?
    Chox.
20. What did you do yesterday?
    Worked, played ball, beat off (twice).
21. What’s the first thing you would do with five million dollars?
    I would say have sex on it with the attorney, but I think there’s too high a risk of paper cuts. So, I would just ask him to help me invest it. (after putting aside 50K for a Dodge Ram, black with Hemi.)
22. What nationalities are you?
    I don’t know all the fractions but, Scots-Irish, Welsh, and Cherokee.
23. How many hours did you sleep for last night?
    It was a long one. About 6.
24. Any upcoming concerts you want to attend?
    I wanted to attend one that I thought was next week, but it turns out it was 2 months ago.
25. Who’s the last person that you felt was stalking you?
    The only person who I ever felt was stalking me.
26. Have you ever been on your school’s track team?
    Nope. Just basketball. I don’t get the point of running, unless you’re running to or from something.
27. What jewelry are you wearing?
    Don’t wear jewelry.
28. If all of your friends were going on a road trip, would you?
    I have to stay back and look after Granny.
29. How much money do you have?
    Enough to take care of what I need to.
30. Do you swear at your parents?
    I don’t swear at anyone of an older generation.
31. Is your phone right beside you?
    Yeah, cause i just answered it.
32. Have you cried today?
    Nope.
33. Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
    It would be nice.
34. Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
    Of course.
35. What is the colour of your bedsheets?
    White. They are really nice. They were a present from the attorney when I bought the new mattress.
36. Have you ever crawled through a window?
    Mostly to avoid girls’ father s when I was a teenager.
37. Are you photogenic?
    In an overall sense, I guess so. Just don’t look too close at the details.
38. What’s your star sign?
    Cancer.
39. Where do you spend most of your money?
    I’m not a big spender. But I guess I spend more money on gas than anything.
40. What was the last thing you did?
    Took a dump.
41. Do you have a tattoo?
    Nope. I’m not a big fan of tattoos. It takes a special person to carry them off. I know someone like that, but I’m not one of those people.
42. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?
    Nope. But, if I am ever channel surfing and see the Flintstones, I can’t resist.
43. Is there a secret you’ve never told any of your friends?
    Well, of course. Then it wouldn’t be a secret.
44. Have you ever told someone you loved them but didn’t mean it?
    Never. And I’ve said it to very few people.
45. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
    Shirt, yeah. Pants…not so much changed as taken off and put back on.
46. What are you doing in 2008?
    Wondering what I’m doing in 2009.
47. What is your ring tone?
    Since it’s football season, “Rocky Top.”
48. What were you doing at 2am last night?
    Was in bed. Maybe asleep at that moment. Or between snoozes looking out the window.
49. Are your parents married/divorced/separated?
    They were married when mother died. Father didn’t remarry before he died. So I guess that makes them still married.
50. What are you doing tonight?
    Catching up on DVR shows.
51. What are you doing tomorrow?
    Same as most days. Work, play ball, beat off (at least twice).
52. Who did you last message on Myspace?
    N/A.
53. What’s your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
    Feels good at the time. Not so much afterward.
54. Does it annoy you when someone says they’ll call but never do?
    It doesn’t annoy me. Just makes me a little blue.
55. What did you dress up as for your first Halloween?
    I have no idea. I’m not even sure how old I was the first time. Given my interests at the time, if there was a Snoopy costume available, I’m sure that’s what it would have been.
56. Favourite Disney movie?
    Not sure I have one.
    
57. What is the wallpaper on your cellphone?
    Wallpaper on cellphone??

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