Dream Pitcher
I don’t know how many of you are into interpreting dreams, but here’s a doozy.
Lord knows it’s not the first time I’ve had a sex dream. And it’s not the first time I have had a sex dream about someone on my blog roll. But its the first time I have had a sex dream involving two bloggers.
So one of the bloggers and I were having some naked time on an out-cropping of rocks where where big foamy waves were crashing all around us. He was splayed out flat on his belly taking a serious pounding. I was in deep in his noisy hole, working it like a farm girl with her first butter churn.
Then all of a sudden the earth started shaking. And it turns out it wasn’t because I was rocking the blogger’s world. It was the second blogger, who suddenly appeared by exploding out of the rocks. Deadly shards of rock went flying all over the place as blogger number two flew into the sky above us, but didn’t stop enjoying my glass of blogger on the rocks (it was just a flying blogger, not a football game).
I didn’t realize it until it was too late, but the next thing that happened was blogger two zoomed down and grabbed me by the ankle. With super human strength, he yanked me out of the first blogger and slammed me down on the rocks like an old bear killing a fish. (A grizzly or Yogi typer bear…not the leather harness type.)
Then the flying blogger scooped up the well-fucked, but not quite done, blogger in a heroic way and flew off with him.
Just before they disappeared, blogger one turned back, looking over number two’s shoulder and mouthed the words “Call me.”
Okay, that very last part didn’t really happen in the dream. I just thought it would be a better ending than the way the dream really ended with them just going away.
I’ve heard that sex dreams are really more about power control than about sex. Maybe then dreams about power struggles are really about fucking.
So, in the words of He-Man, “I have the power!”
Yeah, in my dreams.
September 8th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Well, talk about a blogger get-together! And now we can all fill in the blanks as with whatever bloggers we want!
September 8th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Makes me want to start my own blog to spice up my ‘dream’ life. Sorry you got ripped off and out in mid stir. You will have to program a follow up dream for your second chance to fly in and finish things off. What was the effect when you woke up; how did you feel?
September 8th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Names, man! We need names!
September 8th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Funny, I had a dream I burst out of some rocks, took away some piece of ass you were playing with who wasn’t worth your time, and dropped him into the ocean. Unfortunately, by the time I returned to the rock where you were so we could, um, copulate, you had woken up and were nowhere to be found.
Sigh. It’s why I ended up beating off before I got out of bed.
September 8th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
You mean Jake Gyllenhaal blogs, too?
September 8th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
Errrrr!
September 8th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
Momma always said, “Don’t eat chocolate or spicy things before bed - they’ll make you dream weird.” If only she knew how weird they got…
Gay He-men breaking up a good sex session without trying to make it a three-way???
Insane.
September 9th, 2007 at 5:33 am
Sorry LT… I hate when that happens…
September 9th, 2007 at 8:17 am
please Please PLEASE ask my permission before writing about me!!!!!!!
And all the dream really means is: you can’t always get what you want.
September 9th, 2007 at 11:00 am
Okay guys, form two lines. The line on the right are bloggers that want to be blogger #1, and the line on the left are bloggers that want to be blogger #2…
September 9th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
These things never happen to me.
September 9th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Hope blogs eternal.
September 9th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
With a dream like that, I wish I were still on your blog roll!!
September 9th, 2007 at 7:57 pm
Ah… are we going to learn who the bloggers were? Intriguing.
September 10th, 2007 at 8:50 am
A farm girl with her first butter churn!!?? Now that’s imagery you can’t find just anywhere. I grew up on a farm where we churned our own butter so I know what that looks like.
I believe blogger number one must have been out of his mind because he didn’t beat down blogger number two and gain himself an opportunity to stay and finish his business. So really it’s a dream about blogger number one losing his mind…
September 10th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
First, we can’t get over the farm girl churny image. Swooning. Second, what a dream! what do you think brought this on? Are things ok in paradise with the attorney? Does the attorney need a good hard pounding? Or, are you sunconsciously looking for something you can’t have?
September 10th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
I had a dream where I met this guy at a sex club. He was a good 7 feet tall. He had to stoop to get his massive muscle frame through the doorway. He siezed my shoulders with his incredible strength and lifted me up to kiss him. I unzipped his army cammos to find a 12 inch by 10 inch baby’s arm of a cock that nearly split my lips as he jammed it down my throat. I blacked out and ….
oh wait….
nevermind. That wasn’t a dream. it happened last week.
And I’m still sore.
September 11th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
You said you weren’t going to tell them about our dream!
September 11th, 2007 at 11:10 pm
I am sure Blogger #1 needed that pounding badly. He probably had a cocky attitude that you always wanted to fix. I am sure you tweaked his attitude QUITE WELL.
September 12th, 2007 at 12:03 am
*whew* I thought I was the only one who had weird sex dreams! My last weird one involved me giving it to a hottie in an elevator. Every floor we’d stop and the door would open and no one would be there. Then after we finished up, we were looking out the wrong side of the elevator.
September 12th, 2007 at 3:44 am
LT
THINK WE R ALL GUESSING BLOGGERS 1 &2
THINK WE R GREAT GUESSERS ,TOO