Archive for August, 2007

Route 69

Monday, August 27th, 2007

How is it that those of us born in late June or early July got saddled with a zodiac sign like Cancer? Who decided on that name? How did we get that when others got things like Gemini or Aries. I’m sure Cancer comes from some astrological something-or-other or ancient Roman mythology, too. But in [...]

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Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

There are two types of people who are afraid to drink tequila: those who got sick on it and those haven’t taken a shot in years. (Margarita’s don’t count because they are colorful and come in a glass the size of your head with a bendy straw. That’s not liquor, that’s a theme park ride). [...]

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Wednesday, August 8th, 2007

Remember Florida State Representative Bob Allen? The one who once sponsored a Bill called the “Lewd or Lascivious Exhibition Act” that would outlaw masturbation in front of another adult, even consensually, but was ironically arrested in July for allegedly offering to give oral sex to an undercover officer in a public restroom. While good ol’ [...]