Mapquest
A Letter From USAFG (United States Americans For Geography), a non-profit organization
Dear Citizen,
Did you know that every day more than 2,000,000 “U.S” Americans go without maps? Many lack basic navigation that you and I take for granted. Stuttering teens starve to know whether Florida is the one that looks like a flaccid penis or the one that looks like a boot; teens like Miss Teen South Carolina who, although she has nice house, nobody is home…perhaps because she has no map to help her find it.
For only 18 cents a day, you can sponsor a teen just like Miss Teen South Carolina or family without direction, such as those in South Africa or Iraq, and other Asian countries. It’s amazing what $5.40 a month can do. Your contribution can give the geographically-challenged hope and confidence and assure that no child is left behind. Because he or she will have a map to help them get where they are going.
September 1st, 2007 at 11:43 am
Poor girl.
September 1st, 2007 at 3:44 pm
1-If you change that to United States For American Geography, you get a much better acronym. ( USFAG) You might get more donations.
2- People in Latin America consider themselves American also. Maybe the ignorant people are the ones laughing at the phrase “US Americans”.
3- I have a post atmy family blog. Of course it is titled “US Americans” In it, I consider the fact people will believe just about anything if you say it was shown by a survey. My conclusion was that Miss Teen South Carolina may have given the correct answer.
4- Happy fourth year of blogging. I will go past the two year mark soon.
5- I have given up on a picture of your pecker. I would enjoy a close up of your armpits, if you could be so kind.
September 2nd, 2007 at 3:05 pm
LOL. I feel so bad for her. How did South African and “the Iraq” get into it?
September 4th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
But wait — there’s more!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQc6oBCuDXk&NR=1
September 10th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
GUFFAW! Brilliantly written letter. And what is worse is that America loves shit like this. I was at the MTV VMA’s last night and Miss Teen South Carolina was there to present an award. I mean, when does the madness end? This is what we call an ambassador? For $5.40 a month, just give me a Chipotle burrito.