Figure Eight
Kelly hit me with a meme where you are supposed to tell eight things that people may not know about you. I always struggle with memes that don’t ask a specific question because 1) I never can never decide what I think people are interesting in hearing about and 2) just about anything that I figure I’m willing to tell you all, I have probably already talked about.
I know a lot of you like to hear/ read about sexual things (basically because most of my readers are men, and we’re all pervs.) So, I thought I would modify the meme to be Eight Sexual Things You May Not Know About Me.
Hey, why not throw my readers a bone (or throw a bone for my readers, even)?
- Although I have never had a three-way that involved another guy, when i was a teenager, my brother and I did a two-on-one on a girl many times.
- Three of the bloggers pictured in my sidebar have each been the central figure in sex dreams I have had.
- It takes me a long time to bust a nut. So find a comfortable position.
- I have done the dirty deed on a picnic table, in the bed of a truck, against a tree, over a stool, and on a kitchen island.
- Even though I’m a person who prefers quiet and silence, I love noisy verbal sex. (Good to know a man is enjoying his meal.)
- Tequila works like an aphrodisiac for me. I get very horny and very aggressive. Before you start buying me shots, know what you’re in for. (And keep #3 in mind.)
- It’s a real turn on to see a guy looking up at me while he is giving me head. (And if there is drool running out the corners of his mouth, even better!)
- I have probably had sex with more individual women than individual men, but done it with guys a whole lot more times.
It’ll be interesting to see who picks up this meme (with the modification). I’ll bet Chris, Brenton, and Brett Cajun are game. Or how about the meme-aholic himself, Yaniboy? Maybe Sue will give us the female perspective. I know Moby hates memes, but i would love to see his answers.
This post is dedicated to everyone who is at the GBS Summit 2 in San Francisco this weekend. Wish I could have been there. You might have discovered eight, and then some. 
June 23rd, 2007 at 11:24 am
Wow. Number 1. I’m close to my brothers (3), but that would be akward I’d think.
If your brother is packing what you’re packing, that girl must still be exhausted.
Pork chop with pepsi for breakfast: I have a hangover.
June 23rd, 2007 at 11:45 am
Like David I’m trying to wrap my brain around #1. Thinking about my brothers, it could NEVER happen. I always imagined you as the second Immaculate Incarnation! LOL
June 23rd, 2007 at 6:56 pm
It’s good to see that I wasn’t the only one getting a ridiculously long bible passage filled with hate.
I’m intrigued to know who the three are on your blog roll that you’ve dreamt about. And Yeah I’m game to take this Meme. Sue already tagged me for it but I like this version.
Stay tuned
June 23rd, 2007 at 7:55 pm
Wow — that was some comment left by odd1906evil@even2006good.com.
Interesting eight!
June 23rd, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Uhh.. should that comment be moderated…?? LOL He had diarrhea of the fingers.
June 24th, 2007 at 8:25 am
tony - the whole brother thing - ummm……… one handed typing is such a chore……… ill finish my comment tomorrow!
June 24th, 2007 at 8:51 am
Sorry Tony, I already did the sexless version. That exempts me, doesn’t it?
June 24th, 2007 at 8:53 am
Besides, I am writing all about my sex life in my memory series. So, if you want to know the dirt on me, you got to read the long version. No short cuts guys. Sorry!
June 24th, 2007 at 10:24 am
My drunk ass was just wondering why i only have a link and not a nice litttle picture thingy to the right….hehehehe… sorry you are not out here for pride… from what i remember, it has been fun so far…hehehe
June 24th, 2007 at 10:50 am
Wait. MY picture isn’t one of your links. I can drool w/the best of ‘em.
June 24th, 2007 at 11:06 am
I’m sure I’m not one of your three sex dream bloggers, but you are definitely one of mine!
June 24th, 2007 at 6:31 pm
#3 is a thumbs-down. “A long time” indeed. Sheesh. EXACTLY HOW LONG, that’s what folks want to know! ;-)))))))
June 24th, 2007 at 8:19 pm
I take forever to finish off too…sometimes I think I’m a woman with the amount of time it takes to get me there. I’ve certainly pissed off some of my partners with my longevity. I just wish I was long in other ways!
June 25th, 2007 at 4:05 am
Ok, since you asked so nicely, I did it. It was hard to come up w/things I hadn’t already revealed.
Btw, I got tagged by the freaky religious aka sp@m commenter too. Thanks to IP blocking, he is history.
June 25th, 2007 at 7:54 am
I went out as soon as a I read your entry and stocked up on tequila. Now I ‘m practicing my upward gaze. ..
Reading your blog is the absolute best way to start my work day.
June 25th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
who are the 3? and ill look up to anytime you want me to…
June 25th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Ah rayrayj, you beat me to it… still, I’ll make sure if I ever meet you Tony, that I have plenty of tequila, and a thick pillow to help me get comfortable.
June 27th, 2007 at 12:16 am
We surely missed you - you’d better come next year.
June 27th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
I think I have a big ol’ crush on you
June 28th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
I just spent about 2 hours getting to know you through this… You’re a great writer… Keep it up… Thoroughly enjoyable…
Kevin
June 28th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
I have nothing to take up 8 numbers, so I cannot participate. I can barely get to number one. Also, tequila…I remember you saying something about that before. Okay. I’ll send you a case of Cuervo Gold AND 1800 and a plane ticket for myself. Let me know what day you plan on drinking it. I’m great at eye contact and holding poses/positions for a while, thanks to yoga. Hugs and kisses!
July 9th, 2007 at 8:38 am
hmmm… #1 was different, fascinating, interesting. I have no brothers.. but must have been interesting (every time). dare one wish to be a fly on the wall?