It Was Fascination, I Know
It’s the interesting thing about having a big dick…people’s fascination with it transcends all boundaries of sexual preference. Pack eight inches or more and suddenly you are a side show freak for just about anyone who has ever had a sexual thought, whether they are gay, straight, bisexual, or any combination thereof.
Not that I am complaining. Catch me in the right frame of mind and you might as well fire up the cotton candy machine and call me a Ringling Brother, call me Barnum, or call me Bailey (whichever one was hung), cause it’s time for the greatest show on earth.
And the thing about the circus is, it’ll play just about anywhere there is an audience and a place to erect the big top.
Like yesterday at work.
We’ve been working a contract on a new sub-division (a project that we’re late on and has been kicking our butt, by the way), so it’s nothing but empty houses on barren lots. (You know how the circus and carnivals stick to the outskirts). Three other guys and I were working on a particular unit, when the subject turned to my unit.
I basically started it when one co-worker, Bobby, was nagging me about a goof I made and I told him to suck my dick. And he responded with, “Like I could find it.”
Now, it’s not a big secret around work that I got a little something going on in my britches. I’m not even sure how anybody really knows. It’s just one of those things that becomes sort legend when you work close with people for a long time.
So, I kept up the locker room talk and said, “Yeah, you’ll find it. Find you can’t live without it. Stevie Wonder couldn’t miss my shit in a snow storm.”
For added effect, I grabbed my package and gave it a good squeeze and shake. You know how you have those days when you’re just feeling big and heavy? Well, I was having one of those yesterday. My dong was feeling so hefty it could be the next replacement for Starr Jones or Rosie O’Donnell on “The View.” (I wonder if that table is on some sort of fulcrum or something and you have to weigh certain amount to fill that particular chair.)
One of the other guys shook his head at me and said, “Son, that shit is deformed.”
To which Bobby chimed in, “That ain’t him.” Then he said to me, “I don’t know what you got in there, but that ain’t you.”
Let me tell you, the best way to get my pecker hard is to give it attention. Positive or negative. Fuck Viagra and Cialis. Just show some interest and it’ll start selling tickets. By this time the box office was open and the warm-up act had started. I grabbed the leg of my britches and pulled tight to make an impression (literally) and asked Bobby what the fuck he thought it was.
Now, this is what I am talking about when I say the fascination crosses the board. Bobby, who I’m sure is 100% straight, just stared (and I don’t mean into my eyes) for a moment and said real low, “I gotta see that.”
“I think you can see it pretty damned good right now” I said.
“No. I mean I gotta see it for real.”
Like I said before, catch me in the right frame of mind, and well…Hurray! Hurray! Hurray! Step right up!
So, I went into a corner and Bobby and the others followed me. I unzipped and let Jumbo out for a brief appearance.
“Mother fuck! That’s the biggest dick I ever seen.”
I always find it funny when people say that. I wonder if it’s just all that comes to their mind or if they think that’s what you want to hear. Because even though I know I am packing some serious heat, it is by no means the biggest out there…or even close to it. Plus, I didn’t even give them the full effect. Just enough to prove a point.
An accurate review or not, Bobby was definitely fascinated by the show. Whether it was asking me if girls can take it or putting a roller replacement in his pants and asking, “Who am I,” he made reference to it over and over again throughout the rest of the day.
I was telling a friend the story last night and he believes Bobby is wanting a piece of it. I’m not so sure about that cause I think if that were the case he would be a lot more cautious and discreet about it.
But what is it that Barnum is famous for saying? “There’s a sucker born every minute.”
Okay, so on your knees and start sucking, bitch.
June 15th, 2007 at 7:29 am
That Bobby is one lucky guy, but then I guess the attorney is even luckier. Personally I would let you work nude if you wanted.
June 15th, 2007 at 7:31 am
Tool Time at Tony’s - What can one say? To be equipped with such an appendage is a blessing as well as a curse. For some, I am sure it is not big enough. I think what fascinates me the most, is what’s packed behind the package - “it’s not the ocean but the waves.” Needless to say, I believe I am amongst many that would not mind binding over and cracking a smile. Sometimes I find you a bit “cocky” but hey, you have a big reason to be - I’m crackin’ that smile!
June 15th, 2007 at 8:02 am
I wish I’d been in Bobby’s shoes and gotten lucky. You are impressive from all the photos. (And I wouldn’t mind a peek in the flesh!).But that is not the ‘biggest’ of your charms.
June 15th, 2007 at 8:05 am
Whatever happened to the kid that sorta came out to you at work? If he was there and wanting to see it I would believe it wasn’t a straight thing, otherwise it’s just “locker room” curiosity.
June 15th, 2007 at 8:17 am
I look froward to reading your posts everyday. When I saw the photo at the top of this post, I had to stop for a minute and thank which ever God had smiled upon me this morning and Lucky Bobby–damn him.
I’d be impressed with you even if you had a smaller than average dick, cause you are so impressive on so many fronts. The fact that you have a bigun is just icing on the cake. Like many others, I’d love to see it in the flesh.
June 15th, 2007 at 9:19 am
I would have bought a ticket for that show. But don’t worry Tony, I’d still respect you in the morning. LOL
June 15th, 2007 at 10:57 am
Man, I am working in the wrong office.
June 15th, 2007 at 11:25 am
Big cocks are like extreme beauty. They can turn out to be a blessing, or a curse. I know, I was involved with such a guy some time ago. His pecker is destroying his life, he leads a loveless, panicky existence. Take his cock away and there’s nothing left. Not so with you, Tony, thank heavens.
June 15th, 2007 at 11:29 am
Most males are VERY visual (straight or gay). A large member is viewed as a source of power. How else to explain eveyone’s fascination? I had heard that southern men were particularly well endowed and we have all heard the old canard about black men. Tony you crack me up!
June 15th, 2007 at 11:38 am
First, “straight” Bobby has more luck than I do. Things like that never happen to me and I’d be happy to look. To think Bobby has seen any dick more recently than me is quite unsettling!
Second, when Bobby said that was the biggest one he’s ever seen, my response would be to ask how many HAS Bobby seen to compare.
Third, I work with 2 women who want bigger boobs, and they look at other women all the time and admire and drool to have bigger breasts. Honestly, i think if a big chested women came into our workplace and asked it they’d like to see the “girls” out free and cop a feel, they would totally do it, but neither one of them are gay, they just have envy.
Forth, I think I may envy Bobby, cause he got a glance.
June 15th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
What a brilliant attention grabbing move to post this today!!! You SLUT! Ha ha! A man after my own heart. That’s okay. I posted my booty on Kalvin’s site.
June 15th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Nobody ever asks me to whip it out when I’m at work. Then again, I’m a grower.
This post made me giggle.
June 15th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Stay hard more often. I like it when your posts get lengthy!!
BTW, If I were Bobby, ‘I’d be hunting you down with a flashlight at mid-day’, just to make sure I didn’t miss the lockerroom action.
Your pics are getting really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really; yeah that’s nine, Good.
June 15th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Hilarious!. I think its funny how many guys check each other out at the gym. Straight included. I think gay guys tend to have bigger cocks than straight guys anyway!
June 15th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Yay for big dicks!
June 15th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
I can’t wait to read the next installment with the account of “straight” Bobby attempting to deep-throat you and/ or bend over to take it like a “man.”
Bobby is damn lucky to see it up close and personal. I know I am envious.
I bet Bobby went home and wacked off, as did probably some of the other guys.
June 15th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
First - I never think those of us w/over 8″ are freaks. I might be a clown, but not the scary John Wayne Gacey kind.
and Bobby’s comment: it’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen. How many has he been looking at?
June 15th, 2007 at 6:57 pm
In 1974, I saw a bootleg copy of “Deep Throat” with a couple of co workers. ( This was also the first vcr i had seen, way before it was as common as the toothbrush)
Discussing the movie later, one of the guys said “They must have searched high and low to find that guy who played the Doctor”. Now, Harry Reems is talented, but not really that unusual. I thought to myself, this man has not seen very many, or he is tiny.
Stop me if you have heard this, but this seems like a good time to tell a popular story.
Milton Berle was well known for having a large penis. One night in a bar, Miltie was drinking with a friend, when a drunk came where they were standing.
“Ok Berle, we all hear about your big dick, but I think mine is bigger. Why don’t we pull them out now and see who is the champ”
Mr. Berles friend had a suggestion. ” Come on Miltie, just pull out enough to win”
June 15th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
I don’t think Bobby was into it like that. He just had some penis envy and would probably never act on anything, even if he felt that way.
And for everyone asking who Bobby’s seen - ALL guys look at some point in a locker room or similar venue. I haven’t seen one yet who hasn’t looked at some point before you realize it’s a variation on a common theme and you get over it and stop looking.
That’s a sexy picture by the way. And not because of the bulge.
“Bitch?” You call them “bitch” when they go down on you? That’s so mean. After all they’ve done for you.
Butthead. LOL. (I’m joking btw)
June 15th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
I’ve had to show mine a few times at work. I’m not even close to your size but if a handsome man or group of men ask to see mine, I’m gonna whip it out in a quick minute ! Had one of them ask to use my phone one day to call his wife……but I didnt find the cock shot he took with the camera until several days later. lol I guess that was his way of showing me his stuff without anyone else finding out. I kept wondering why he was always smiling at me after he used my phone. lol
June 15th, 2007 at 9:10 pm
As choxie would say, that is cunt-wrecker! (crass I know but true in your case) There is always a bbd (bigger better deal) but you my friend are packing some serious heat. Straight or gay, it would fascinate or scare folks.
I think it showed his comfort around you. If he was worried about you or paranoid he would never have asked to see it. Doesn’t necessarily mean he is gay, IMHO.
Oh, and as for your previous post, yeah, I’d agree w/you. Comfort is a biggie. We give all little subtle clues. Some people are just better at picking up on it. My best friend and I would never dream of being intimate but we are so close we are always invading each others personal space. Naturally, people assume we are lovers.
June 15th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Jesus. That same scenario played out in my sandbox, circa 1975. My best friend Bryan, who was black, saw me pee behind the garage one afternoon. When I got back to the sandbox, he said his was bigger. I basically said (in 5 year-old vocabulary) to whip the motherfucker out and prove it.
He did.
And I’ve never quite been the same.
June 15th, 2007 at 10:01 pm
You give new meaning to: “The South shall rise again.”
Hmmm, I wonder if Jake could walk after a close encounter with THAT?
June 16th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
My back is better now, I could even stand on my head, never mind that’s what made my back go out the first time anyway!
June 16th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
What I want to know is who do you know is bigger than you and how can I get a date with both of you at the same time?
June 16th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
That is porn (opening scene) in the making… You should start a stories section on your site, written by you (you know, in your spare time… LOL) and maybe some of your readers… that would be HOT… The Attorney is lucky… You seem like a “real” down to earth guy, and damn sexy… Too bad you don’t live in Atlanta…
June 18th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
sigh. if only i was closer. and you were single. double sigh.
June 19th, 2007 at 11:50 am
” I’m not even sure how anybody really knows. It’s just one of those things that becomes sort legend when you work close with people for a long time.”
Re-read “Sunshine on my Soldier”. That’s how your coworkers know you have a large penis.
“The brightness of the sunlight bleeding through my eyelids kept me from dozing off immediately, but soon I was off to dreamland. I went into a deep sleep. So deep that I didn’t hear or feel three of my co-workers climb up after lunch to get back to work. They were laughing when one of them roused me from my nap. I figured they were making fun of me for sleeping on the job. But when I quickly sat up, I felt that poke in my upper belly. That’s why they were laughing.”
June 19th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
I love to clown around at the circus.
June 19th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
Damn…I wish I’d been there. I love to gawk at a big dick.
I think it is common for straight guys to want to see it to beleive it.
June 23rd, 2007 at 9:20 am
Good grief! And this all happened at the workplace?!
June 25th, 2007 at 8:54 pm
Thats what I like about you, you are a nice guy.
June 27th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
MMmmm when do i get my turn?
July 3rd, 2007 at 5:31 pm
Great post. Attractive, hung and clever. That lawyer is a lucky guy.
Suddenly I’m thinking I’m not that far away from Tenessee. I wonder where he works and if he’d like an audience?
July 7th, 2007 at 2:44 am
Too bad you weren’t able to make some coin off your show.
July 9th, 2007 at 9:19 am
If that pic above is you, nice! I burst out with “OMG!” when I read, “You know how you have those days when you’re just feeling big and heavy?” I fully understand. i thought I was the only that ever got that feeling. Packing heat is both a blessing & a curse. Hence, I only wear boxers indoors (and mostly on wkends).
July 12th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
Wow… you’re one heck of a lucky guy!! And hey, I really envy your coworkers now!! lol That’s one thing I can’t seem to distract myself from is a really big bulge. And after seeing you in the Unico XXX yellow briefs, I can’t seem to stop thinking about it! lol
I’d guess your coworker Bobby is just awestruck, but well, you never know… Then again, mixing business with pleasure never ends well!! I guess it’s “to be continued” though…