Dropping a 45

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Yes. Me, the hater of memes is doing a meme. Sometimes doing them helps give me a jumpstart on a real post. Afterall, doing them sometimes can seem as painful as hooking your nuts up to a DieHard. Nevertheless, here goes:

Forty-Five Random Things About Me.

  1. What’s your name spelled backwards? YNOT. Hmmm…”Y-NOT?” I need to get that printed on a t-shirt and wear it on street corners with my Daisy Dukes and cork heels.
  2. What did you do last night? Usual things. Watched TV, got Granny to bed, washed the dishes, beat off.
  3. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer? A picture of Jake.
  4. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery? My brother forced one into my mouth when we were kids.
  5. Last time you swam in a pool? Memorial Day.
  6. What are you wearing? Basketball shorts.
  7. How many cars have you owned? Four
  8. Type of music you dislike most? Gangsta Rap or Celtic Pipe Music…a toss up.
  9. Are you registered to vote? Of course.
  10. Do you have cable? It’s my best friend.
  11. What kind of computer do you use? I guess this means brand. Dell.
  12. Ever made a prank phone call? Not personally, but I have been an accessory.
  13. You like anyone right now? Yep. And somebody likes me. :-)
  14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Sky diving. Control seems better.
  15. Furthest place you ever traveled? The next state.
  16. What’s your favorite comic strip? Peanuts or Far Side.
  17. Do u know all the words to the national anthem? Yes. But I could not sing them.
  18. Shower, morning or night? Whenever I got a funk on.
  19. Best movie you’ve seen in the past month? Muriel’s Wedding.
  20. Favorite pizza toppings? Pepperoni and Sausage.
  21. Chips or popcorn? Popcorn.
  22. What cell phone provider do you have? Verizon
  23. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? What??? Lordy, people will smoke anything.
  24. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? You been smoking peanut shells or something?
  25. Orange Juice or apple? Orange. Can’t keep enough of it in the house.
  26. Who were the last people you sat at lunch with? Two guys I work with.
  27. Favorite chocolate bar? I guess this means candy and not a ghetto night club. Hershey’s plain.
  28. Who is your longest friend and how long? “J” I have known the longest. Steve probably is the longest (so I hear).
  29. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Memorial Day.
  30. Have you ever won a trophy? Yes.
  31. Favorite arcade game? Are there still arcades?
  32. Ever ordered from an infomercial? Nope.
  33. Sprite or 7-UP? Sprite..but I don’t drink soft drinks anymore.
  34. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work? Sort of. Company t-shirts.
  35. Last thing you bought at Walgreens? Last thing I picked up at Walgreen’s was an attorney. Last thing I bought was a prescription.
  36. Ever thrown up in public? I think I did once as a kid.
  37. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love? True love, definitely.
  38. Do you believe in love at first sight? I believe someone can make you throw a rod at first sight, but I think true love takes a little more time.
  39. Spongebob or Jimmy Neutron? I don’t know who Jimmy Neutron is, but that sponge is too weird.
  40. Did you have long hair as a young kid? Longer than now…but not long.
  41. What message is on your voicemail machine? You have reached xxx-xxx-xxxx, please leave a message.
  42. Where would you like to go right now? Get a meatball sandwich.
  43. Whats the name of your pet? I never named it, but the attorney calls it “Mjolnir.” (He made me Google it.) Oh wait…does this mean house pet? Never had one.
  44. What kind of back pack do you have, and what’s in it? Don’t have one.
  45. What do you think about most? The Great Dane vs. the Labrador.

16 Responses to “Dropping a 45”

  1. Synrgy Says:

    Hey LT… that was fun… Thanks… hmmm the longest is Steve? Tenn as well? They sure grow em bigger in Tenn… Mjolnir… is the attorney a closet comic geek? (me to, well no closet, everyone knows I’m a geek). You know… Mjolnir picks and chooses who is allowed to hold it… That makes me laugh even more… LOL, Thanks T

  2. Jay Says:

    Okay, Mjolnir? Thor’s hammer? So, your cock can create all kinds of thunderstorms, tornadoes and lightning? Maybe you should go on a national tour with that. Make some money. ;-)

    We should chat and text. We get free in with Verizon. :-)

    I’ll repost this on mine.

  3. Kerry Says:

    Thor’s Hammer, indeed! The pulverizer! LOL. Lucky attorney!

  4. paxed Says:

    Mjolnir, Thor’s hammer, had a much shorter handle, I think… ;-)

  5. atari_age Says:

    From Wikipedia: “Mjolnir may also mean fertility, the phallus that impregnates the earth.” So think about that the next (or first?) time with him!

  6. Gene Says:

    You sure have learned a lot by staying close to home. Having not traveled farther than the next state was the most intriguing answer on here, since I’ve gone around the world at the drop of a hat. But as is often said, ‘bloom where you are planted’. You are great evidence of that.

    Also, with your photos as evidence, your attorney is good at naming things that he likes to pet.

  7. chris Says:

    nice. i always love finding out things about you. give me more.

    im going to steal this. feel free to track me down and take the appropriate actions.

  8. TonkaManOR Says:

    Like Chris, I too think that I’m going to steal this and then task Tuna girl to do it! You picked up the attorney in Walgreen’s…….interesting! Well I picked up my bf at the International Auto Show held at the DC Convention Center back in Jan of 1994. Wasn’t shopping for a bf……………hmmm!

  9. Rich Says:

    Tony, will you let me steal this for my blog, too? Thanks! I knew you would. You’re sweet!

  10. tank Says:

    uhh,, how is it that you just answered 45 amazing little inquiries and it (somehow) mainly goes back to your phallus.. dammit.. i mean it is a good one.. unrivaled in some circles (and holes) but let’s get off that and talk about something important.. like how those magic britches make your back pussy look so damn good..

    i like the backside.. tank likes the backside as much as the frontside..

    longest, uhhh, not really..

  11. BewilderedofLondon Says:

    A Meatball Sandwich…
    Yum.

  12. Cooper Says:

    Muriel’s Wedding is one of my all time favourite movies! I own it, and have probably seen it 4 or 5 times.

    Hmmm, I wonder if I could pickup an attorney at Walgreen’s? What department did you find him in? ;)

  13. Brenton Says:

    I’m a little concerned that it’s taken you until now to see Muriel’s wedding and that you, being so intelligent and informed, have only ever been as far as the next state!!!!!
    Come down under with your attorney and visit somewhere different.

  14. Curtis Says:

    Ah, Muriel. I understand her pain.

    As for the rest - interesting answers. Hope you’ve been well.

  15. Tony Says:

    LT….we need to get you out of that state. There is a whole other world out here!!! Gots’ta see some!!

    Haven’t heard from you much lately? Does the painting project have you working late? Or possibly the attorney ‘friend?’ ;) Hope all is well and have a great weekend.

  16. Paul Says:

    WHoa. Your ‘pet’ is named Mjolnir?!

    So when is Attorneymiacin gonna get a name like… Adam Attorney or Ally McBeal?

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