LARGETONY Blog

Kelly hit me with a meme where you are supposed to tell eight things that people may not know about you. I always struggle with memes that don’t ask a specific question because 1) I never can never decide what I think people are interesting in hearing about and 2) just about anything that [...]

One of the most perfect moments in life is late on a Sunday evening in the middle of June around about 9:00 PM. I don’t know what it’s like in other times zones, but out here in the east, it’s pure magic.
Or maybe it’s the ice cream that does it.Nearly every weekend when I [...]

It’s the interesting thing about having a big dick…people’s fascination with it transcends all boundaries of sexual preference. Pack eight inches or more and suddenly you are a side show freak for just about anyone who has ever had a sexual thought, whether they are gay, straight, bisexual, or any combination thereof.
Not that I [...]

This photo is part of a project by the handsome Kelly at “Rambling Along in Life With A Stern Point of View.” In honor of PRIDE 2007, he has challenged other bloggers to post the image to celebrate diversity and I wanted to take part. (I’m up for a couple of other challenges [...]

I guess it’s because I’m a long tall Sally, but people are always surprised to find out that I sleep in a full-sized bed instead of a queen or a king.
So, I should not have been surprised by the sales clerk’s surprise that the mattress set I bought over the weekend was not for a [...]

Yes. Me, the hater of memes is doing a meme. Sometimes doing them helps give me a jumpstart on a real post. Afterall, doing them sometimes can seem as painful as hooking your nuts up to a DieHard. Nevertheless, here goes:
Forty-Five Random Things About Me.

What’s your name spelled [...]

You know those sexual urges that are like a dormant virus or something? The kind of things that are completely out of your mind, pretty much forgotten… like maybe the desire to violate a hollowed out watermelon or the need to be bitch-slapped into orgasm by a bodybuilder dressed as a Catholic school girl…Or [...]