Archive for May, 2007

Why Ask Why

Monday, May 28th, 2007

I rolled over to see the attorney step out of bed. His back was to me as he slid his silk boxers up those long legs to cover his naked ass. I watched him stride to the open window where a gentle breeze caused the gauzy curtains to billow and kiss the bronzed [...]

The Aussie Challenge

Sunday, May 20th, 2007

We take this station break to bring you news on the “Aussielicious Public Nudity Challenge.”
Brenton, who is displaying his lovely laddie humps in the picture above, has had a recurring feature on his blog, “Aussielicious,” for some time now where he gave his readers the opportunity to submit photos of themselves strutting their naked stuff [...]

You’re So Vain

Sunday, May 20th, 2007

Nothing like having a cool six-pack in the summer time, huh?
I know it’s vain, but I’m kind of excited. I’ve never had a full six-pack before. (Okay, I realize I still don’t. But four-and-a-half to five is close, so humor me.) I’ve always had a flat stomach, but on my best [...]

My First Love Affair

Sunday, May 13th, 2007

My first love affair was with a woman. She would let me sleep with my head close to her breast. She would grab me by my ears, brush her nose against mine, and give me butterfly kisses. And when she did, she would hum or sing one of my favorite tunes.
My mother [...]

The “F” Word(s)

Monday, May 7th, 2007

For anybody who is easily offended, I’ll warn you up front. This post contains the “F” word several times.
I don’t go out very much. Even on Friday nights. (”Friday.” That’s not the “F” word I had in mind.) To be honest, most often of a Friday night I’m at home baking [...]

Sixteen, Going On Seventeen

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

Seventeen years ago, on May 1, 1990, two big black men slowly walked me into a small room that had blinds on the window and a funny smell. They held on to each of my skinny arms the way a bird dog holds game in his jaws: firm enough that you can’t [...]