I haven’t been posting much lately. The well has been a little dry and work has been a little heavy. So, I figured why not go to the old standby, the instant cocoa of blogging: the meme. I found this one just yesterday and decided to steal it. I have done a [...]
There once was a Labrador. He was a big sturdy animal with boundless energy and a fuzzy face. All the dogs loved the Labrador. The Jack Russell Terrier loved him, the Collie loved him, and the Pit Bull loved him. So, it’s no surprised that the Greyhound loved him, too.
Despite their [...]
Some of the self-proclaimed beautiful people say that you can clear things up by smearing a mixture of honey and oatmeal on your skin. I always preferred the process of excessive masturbation. (Not that there is such a thing. It’s all relative. It takes a few runs around the yard to wear [...]
I have discovered the secret of getting a guy’s attention when you are single: Smell like you are taken.
Like animals, I think humans put out pheromones and chemicals that say they are available and interested. But, unfortunately unlike animals, it’s really unreliable in humans. What seems to be much more reliable is the [...]
The National Championship matchup between Ohio State University and the University of Florida was on TV last night. Didn’t I already seen that show? I’m sure it was just three months ago that Florida manhandled Ohio State on the football field to win the National Championship. Oh, wait. I guess it [...]
Today marks one year of posts on the LARGETONY Blog. If I posted every day, that is. The blog has actually been in publication for two years and seven months (as of yesterday), but it took this long to come up with 365 posts. So, maybe it’s better to say that today marks [...]
I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I asked the attorney why he kept staring at me. It wasn’t one of those dreamy stares where that would prompt him to write my name over and over again in hearts on the back of his composition book.
“Have you ever considered getting your nose fixed,” he asked [...]
Just a thirty-two year-old Tennessee mountain man, taking it one day at a time.
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