Archive for April, 2007

Stand By MEme

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

I haven’t been posting much lately. The well has been a little dry and work has been a little heavy. So, I figured why not go to the old standby, the instant cocoa of blogging: the meme. I found this one just yesterday and decided to steal it. I have done a [...]

A Lesson From The Labrador

Friday, April 20th, 2007

There once was a Labrador. He was a big sturdy animal with boundless energy and a fuzzy face. All the dogs loved the Labrador. The Jack Russell Terrier loved him, the Collie loved him, and the Pit Bull loved him. So, it’s no surprised that the Greyhound loved him, too.
Despite their [...]

Clearing Up

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

Some of the self-proclaimed beautiful people say that you can clear things up by smearing a mixture of honey and oatmeal on your skin. I always preferred the process of excessive masturbation. (Not that there is such a thing. It’s all relative. It takes a few runs around the yard to wear [...]