As you all know, I’ve been keeping company with the attorney off and on over that past couple of months. This past weekend I helped him put up some shelves in his garage. I know that doesn’t sound like much of a date, but I just enjoy being around him. And I [...]
TO: United Steal Workers, Local 101
RE: Mugging of 101-year old woman
Dear USW,
I see from the news that your organization and many of your affiliate organizations (Society of Car Jackers, Drug Pushers of America) are working hard to maintain our country’s status as the leading producer of theft and violent crime. Hardly a day goes [...]
A tabloid newspaper in South America has reported that New England Patriots three-time Superbowl winning quarterback Tom Brady has gotten his current girlfriend, Brazillian Supermodel Gisele (so super she has only one name…like Gia) pregnant. Now if this is true, it comes on the heels of an announcement last month that his former girlfriend, [...]
Somebody needs to invent a test kit that tell you the status of your relationship with someone. They can sell them at the drug store like home pregnancy tests or diabetes testing supplies. It can be some little applicator that you and the person you have been keeping company with can both piss [...]
I was at the library the other day and they were taking down the Black History Month bulletin board display. Packing away black history in a box until next year like it was Christmas lights or a manger scene.
Can’t you just imagine a neighborhood some place where a housewife is looking out the [...]
If I hate memes so much, why do I keep doing them? They’re almost like crack. You keep telling yourself that this will be the last time, but then somebody offers you the pipe.
Actually, I’ve come to accept memes as a valid form of blogging. At first, the writer in me looked [...]
Just a thirty-two year-old Tennessee mountain man, taking it one day at a time.
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