Beef and Blow
I found out from AJAX IN THE CITY that today is National Steak and Blowjob Day. (I wonder if this sponsored by the American Beef Council. )
No matter who sponsored it, it’s apparently something straight guys devised in response to Valentine’s Day. Valentine’s, with all it’s chocolate and cuddles, is for the girls. Steak and Blowjob Day, with sirloins and sucking, is for the guys.
This is yet another reason that it is cool to be gay. Gay men don’t need a holiday to get some head. If blow jobs were equated with holidays, then when it comes to guy on guy action, everyday is Christmas. Or at least Flag Day. (I’ll bring the pole.)
Seriously, if he’s not picky about who’s giving it, a man could get head from another man 365 days a year if he wanted. Because we’re dogs when it comes to sex. Somebody always eats that last piece of pizza, no matter how cold it is or how long it’s been sitting in the box. There’s always a guy who wants is willing to suck your dick.
Plus, the steak part isn’t all that important to me. As much as I’m a big fan of red meat, I’d much rather have a really good juicy burger. So, as far as I am concerned, my partner can skip the beef and go right for the blow. And if he wants steak..well, I have my own special cut for him: TUBE. Thicker cut than a filet and juicy enough to run down his chin. USDA Prime, baby. Available for select customers daily. No holiday required.
So, I wonder when Beer and Rim Job Day is.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:16 am
Well done!
March 15th, 2007 at 5:51 am
I’m assuming that Beer and Rim Job Day is on April 14th… Just getting us ready for what the IRS will do with most of us on the next day.
March 15th, 2007 at 6:20 am
So true. Must explain why str8 men are so frustrated all the time and why some are so hostile toward gay men. Must be envious that we’re getting blown all the time and they aren’t. I guess except for National Steak and Blow Job Day, other special holidays, or when they buy expensive jewerly. What a waste. So sad for them. They just don’t know what they are missing out on, some nice hot man on man action, no jewerly purchases required.
March 15th, 2007 at 7:06 am
I dunno. If I were a man I would want to be gay and have sex all the time with willing partners. Just sayin’.
March 15th, 2007 at 8:04 am
Man, it’ only 9 AM….but I am starving after reading your post….I need to get out and celebrate this holiday!
March 15th, 2007 at 8:37 am
Et tu, Brutus?
March 15th, 2007 at 8:37 am
My partner is very glad I get you via RSS Feed each day before work. He got the benefit of today’s holiday from front to back and back again. He’s especially glad for your suggestions for a further day of celebration. Personally, that hot pic got me going before i even read the post or felt him coming up behind me for an example of how this day is different from all the rest. )lol( Thanks for sharing.
March 15th, 2007 at 9:11 am
Too funny. I love this post.
March 15th, 2007 at 10:59 am
I wonder if Hallmark will come out with a special card?
March 15th, 2007 at 11:01 am
O.k I just ran around the block streaking, and I don’t think anyone even saw, so I posted a pic for HNT instead, Now i’m just waiting for the other. Have a great week!
March 15th, 2007 at 11:14 am
how does one get on the select customer list?
and please let me know when its beer and rim job day. ill supply both for you.
March 15th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Wow! Is getting head from a girl really that rare? Wow. I never thought I could possibly be of some sexual service to a straight guy - at least with the ones more open and, especially, blue-balled.
I really should talk to some of my (more open) straight friends about this.
March 15th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
I have heard that women don’t enjoy giving blowjobs, because their men don’t want to reciprocate….See that’s another good reason for being gay……………..69!
March 15th, 2007 at 6:38 pm
*raising hand* Me first Me first! lol
I hear ya though. Most of my guy friends are straight and I often tease them about the double standard. My best bud here is always jealous. Guys are pigs when it comes to sex. I think we should make it the new american past time.
Btw, congrats on the “boyfriend” gig. I’m sure he was just all aflutter when he heard those words come out of your mouth
March 15th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
so……you’re saying you like fellatio???
March 15th, 2007 at 8:59 pm
So are you saying you eat what you fuck or you like getting your balloon knot munched?
March 16th, 2007 at 8:21 pm
And to think I’m not eating meat on Fridays during Lent…
March 16th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
Nice one and too true.
March 17th, 2007 at 1:15 am
What a cool day to celebrate! Can we just accost some hot guy and tell him that?
March 17th, 2007 at 3:01 am
ROLL ME BACK, LEGS SPREAD, AND POUR THE BEER. SIP IT FROM THE RIM BABY! LMAO.
March 18th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Quite impressive!